20 March 2010
This funny book post is dedicated to Fiona Wan for her birthday :)
While walking, a big black dog was right in front of Li Ann when she turned her head back to the front..
Li Ann : OH MY GOSH!
Dog’s owner: (a bit stunned by Li Ann) It doesn’t affect anyone.
Fiona: HAHAHA! Can you put that in the funny book?
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Fiona says that the big black dog is near
Li Ann: Oh my gosh!
Li Ann sees that the dog is a few metres away: Cheh
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Li Ann: (pokes Eu Jin’s tummy) Quite hard
Later..
Li Ann: (pokes Shamus’s tummy) This one quite soft
Shamus : *swt face*
Fiona: ??
Eu Jin: Talking about density....
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Eu Jin: (singing some song)
Kristal: Is that snsd?
Fiona: I’ve listened to that song a zillion times
Kristal: From where?
Fiona: From him.
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Li Ann: I want to explore your(Fiona’s new Prada) bag.
Shamus: Explore ar, go to Narnia
Li Ann: I long time never hang out with you already..so lame
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Kristal: So long the front of the (BMW convertible) car.
Eu Jin: My car
Shamus: (Bending his back) *Cough*
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Cool sports car(same one) opens its boot and top by itself.
Fiona: Let’s stand next to the cool car.
Li Ann: Yeah. So the coolness can be osmosis-ing to us right…
Kristal: Really cool meh? (puts hand out and flaps to feel whether got cool air coming from the car air cond)
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Eu Jin: Who’s being lame now?
Shamus : (in one cough) Eu Jin.
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Fiona: Everyone asks me to do something crazy.
Li Ann: So, what are you doing after this?
Fiona: Going home.
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Seeing a few children holding a bunch of balloons..
Li Ann: Let’s go steal their balloons..
A bunch of balloons start going up in the sky..
Li Ann: Ahh! So wasted.
Eu Jin: They heard Li Ann’s plan so rather than letting her have it...
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On Bondi Beach
Li Ann: (King Julien’s voice) Let’s go touch the water.
