The Petals and Leaves
Monday, April 21, 2008
Sorry for the late post...Funny Book Part 102nd of August 2006
While watching U-571...
Chu Chian: *Gasps* He’s gonna die.
Mechell: He’s already dead la.
Li Ann: Chu Chian is funny.
Pei Qing reading pemberitahuan peperiksaan: I need oxygen tank.
Kristal: Sergeant Ten? Who’s that?
3rd of August 2006
During Biology class...
Li Ann: How does the sperms know the way?
Li Ying: Hahaha...they read map wan.
Kristal: They live for this, they should know wert...
Puan Yip: Where are those Malay jokers?
Wen Peng: They went to KL.
Puan Yip: Then where are those two Chinese jokers?
4th of August 2006
Chu Chian: No Physics meh?
Li Ann: Miss Wong didn’t come.
Chu Chian: No Physics meh? Oh.
Yee Cheng: Reviek, why aren’t you going for prom?
Reveik: It’s so gay.
Yee Cheng: Then why are there couples going?
Azlan: Be a man.
Li Ann: I’m not a man.11of August 2006
We all laughing during Physics...
Li Ann: I’m surprised we haven’t got a D3 form yet.
Pei Qing: My laughing engine got smoke already.
Pei Qing is certified lame.
Kristal is certified lame and in a world of her own.
Michele is certified crazy.
All certifications by Li Ann.
Li Ann: I tell my dream to Kristal and Pei Qing. Dowan tell Michele.
Michele: Don’t tell, don’t tell la. Like I want to know.
Wen Peng: Like you don’t want to know.
Ian: Want to hear a long joke? Joooooke.
Yuen Herng: Want to hear a long siung? Siuuuuungggg.
Li Ann: Why you look at me like that?
Chu Chian: Because you look like that la.
14th of August 2006
Chu Chian: Did you watch Guess Guess Guess?
Li Ann: It’s a silly show.
Chu Chian: That’s why la, laugh la.
Justin eating ice-cream...
Li Ann: Aaahh...
Justin: No aahs for you.
Adam: No aahs for you hahahaha (malay jokers laugh along)
Michele: Stop walking like a wild duck.
Pei Qing: I’m suppose to look cute.
Wen Peng: You’re suppose to look cute ar?
15th of August 2006
Kristal: Ooo...Yee En changed hairstyle.
Michele: Li Ann? Li Ann? (looking around)
Li Ying: Leely, you look so neat today.
Leely: Ya I didn’t have time to tie my hair today.
Yuen Herng: Teacher, got movie ar?
Miss Anne: Just close your eyes and think of it.
Fionas playing ruler fight.
Sin Kuan and Yuen Herng: Siung! Siung!
Sin Kuan and Yuen Herng sing Star Wars theme.
Michele in one of the science labs: You stole my sink!
Puan Ting: Why Wai Thung put his T-shirt around his neck? Like people fried kuay teow.
Li Ann: Draw where?
Chu Chian: On your head.
Chu Chian: Xin Yi sing got no expression...damn weird.
Azlan: Are you going to tailor (for prom dress)?
Leely: I’m going to find a similar one.
Azlan: Find a similar one? Find the whole Asia.
Eu Jhin pointing to a dress drawing: This one so retarded!
16th of August 2006
Mel Win is standing with a bunch of girls.
Li Ann: Mel Win, what are they doing to you?
Mel Win waves both hands frantically in a ‘no’ gesture.
Sherri: He’s becoming a tree.
Adam: You have a duty and you’re suppose to...*caveman sound* Wake up, woman or I’m going to throw these (pieces of crumpled paper) down your ear hole.
Pei Qing and Kristal clap hands.
Adam: You’re evil.
Adam: I’m going to stick this up your nose.
Kristal closes her ears.
Adam: I said nose!
Adam: What colour matches white?
Kristal: Black!
Adam: Black is not a colour.
Kristal: Is that a joke?
Shaun: ...light up the dank water...
Miss Anne: Dark or dank?
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