20 March 2010
This funny book post is dedicated to Fiona Wan for her birthday :)
While walking, a big black dog was right in front of Li Ann when she turned her head back to the front..
Li Ann : OH MY GOSH!
Dog’s owner: (a bit stunned by Li Ann) It doesn’t affect anyone.
Fiona: HAHAHA! Can you put that in the funny book?
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Fiona says that the big black dog is near
Li Ann: Oh my gosh!
Li Ann sees that the dog is a few metres away: Cheh
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Li Ann: (pokes Eu Jin’s tummy) Quite hard
Later..
Li Ann: (pokes Shamus’s tummy) This one quite soft
Shamus : *swt face*
Fiona: ??
Eu Jin: Talking about density....
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Eu Jin: (singing some song)
Kristal: Is that snsd?
Fiona: I’ve listened to that song a zillion times
Kristal: From where?
Fiona: From him.
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Li Ann: I want to explore your(Fiona’s new Prada) bag.
Shamus: Explore ar, go to Narnia
Li Ann: I long time never hang out with you already..so lame
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Kristal: So long the front of the (BMW convertible) car.
Eu Jin: My car
Shamus: (Bending his back) *Cough*
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Cool sports car(same one) opens its boot and top by itself.
Fiona: Let’s stand next to the cool car.
Li Ann: Yeah. So the coolness can be osmosis-ing to us right…
Kristal: Really cool meh? (puts hand out and flaps to feel whether got cool air coming from the car air cond)
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Eu Jin: Who’s being lame now?
Shamus : (in one cough) Eu Jin.
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Fiona: Everyone asks me to do something crazy.
Li Ann: So, what are you doing after this?
Fiona: Going home.
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Seeing a few children holding a bunch of balloons..
Li Ann: Let’s go steal their balloons..
A bunch of balloons start going up in the sky..
Li Ann: Ahh! So wasted.
Eu Jin: They heard Li Ann’s plan so rather than letting her have it...
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On Bondi Beach
Li Ann: (King Julien’s voice) Let’s go touch the water.
20/2/2010
While playing mah-jong..
Wen Peng: Your grandmother want to play?
Kar Wei: If she play, sat sei you all
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Wen Peng explaining mah-jong to Kristal..
Kristal: (listens)...Oh
Kristal: (listens some more)...Oh
Kar Wei: (speaking out of experience) She say Oh Oh but she don’t understand anything you said
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Ju Beng who just arrived approaches Yuen Herng..
Yuen Herng: How are you brother?
Ju Beng: You owe me ten bucks.
Yuen Herng opens his wallet..and not having ten bucks, takes out a Singapore note instead
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Yuen Herng: Ii kor Ju Beng...hou fai(nonsensical) wor
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Yuen Herng is talking about Mousehunt with Chun Tat : I still haven’t get the rabbit mask...
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While talking about Korean stuff..
Yuen Herng who was playing blackjack chips in: Full House is the best! Just watch that one enough.
Kristal: That’s the only one you watched right?
Yuen Herng: I’m watching My Girl..but... not so good
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Wen Peng: ..Seoul Incheon airport, world’s best airport
Yuen Herng chips in again: Should visit Full House! Very near the airport!
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Yuen Herng gaining more money from BlackJack : Nothing is impossible! Just believe!
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Ju Beng: Can you fetch me ?
Yuen Herng: Where you live ar? I’m a bit ..out of petrol
Others: *swt*
12 February 2010
Eu Jin: I got the urge to eat this sugar..
Yuen Herng: I can tell you all the good places to sleep in uni..The library and the CSU room, got bed wan.
Sue Anne: I want to go to toilet
Kar Wei: Cold storage also got toilet
Kristal: Ya got cold toilet
Kar Wei and Eu Jin sticks out the L signal with their hands
Michele: Eh look at his shoes. It is still muddy.
Yuen Herng: That is because I haven't ..[polish] yet.
Michele: Ya ya ya
Michele: Last time, my cousin told me that the best photos are candid ones.
Michele points camera at Wen Peng
Wen Peng poses with his ice cream
Michele: This guy is a poser
Eu Jin came out of Cold Storage with plastic bag in one hand and a box of Coke cans in the other
Yuen Herng: You look like going to a party (and starts to laugh syok sendiri-ly)
Yuen Herng: You got see the cat in 1u? So chau yong. Eh Michele, you got take a photo of that cat or not?
Michele: No
Yuen Herng: Got the cat you don't want take. Such things... (points to the floor) you want to take.
Newest slangs by Yuen Herng: Highly recommended, jobless
Yuen Herng: (lying on the bench and shaking the bamboo poles) Eh can move wan wei this one!
Michele Ng: Now only you realise ar
Yuen Herng: Jobless la
Michele Kuah: Eh! Everything jobless wan
Unknown 1: That guy is gay already ar..You see his facebook status...with another guy
Unknown 2: Yalor, you all la...always call him pondan..see what happen now
Wen Peng: I didn't call him that (walks away)
Yuen Herng: I also didn't call him that (walks away leaving behind Chun Tat)
Chun Tat: ...Then you think I got call him meh?!