The Petals and Leaves
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Pei Qing has been asking me to post Part 7 as soon as possible. Well, here you go~~~! XD!25th of April 2006
Puan Vasanthi: Go back to class.
Saravana: There’s nothing in class.
Adam: There’s tables and chairs.
Puan Yip to Adam I think: Just because you are sitting besides the two prettiest girls in class, you are behaving like donkeys.
26th of April 2006
Encik Teh: Jangan minum milo la, minum Vico.
Puan Ting: I let you do exercise.
Arvindra: Exercise?
Arvindra does star jumps.
Arvindra: Cikgu, soalan esei dari bab apa?
Puan Norazlina: Macam mana cikgu boleh bagi tahu?
Arvindra: Cikgu tak bagi tahu macam mana kita nak buat?
Puan Grace: I think I shortcircuited today.
Yee Cheng: Since you all so selfish...
Arvindra: Wait when are we going to sell fish?
27th of April 2006
Pei Qing: Huh? The gardener is the cameraman? At least wear nicer la.
28th of April 2006
Kristal: What book?
Michele: Comprehension and submarine.
23th of May 2006
Puan Yip on exam marks: Are you ready for the shock of your life? I want to tell you something, I’s afraid it will demoralise you but nevermind. This is the worst top class in my 26 years of teaching. Not all of you. You’re all so childish. My second daughter is very childish.
24th of May 2006
Puan Grace: I want to mention something since...I don’t want to mention it.
(pause for a while)
Puan Grace: Where are you, my friend? Don’t write things like this (writes ‘Anazz’ on the whiteboard) Might as well write this (writes ‘An / ass on the whiteboard)
Puan Grace: Wassup, Shaun?
Hearing problems...
Kristal: Who’s suffling behind us?
Michele: What’s suffling your highness?
Kristal: What’s suffling your high nose?25th of May 2006
Adam to Pei Qing and Kristal walking up the stairs: ROAAR! Move! You guys are wasting my time.
Wen Peng: Are you a Protestant of a Catholic?
Li Ann: I’m...a normal Christian.
Eric: Why are you so storybookish?
Ian: Eric, you’re such a historic person.
Ian: Shaun, you suck!
Yee Cheng: Ian, suck what?
Ian: Shaun, it’s left to your imagination what you suck
Shaun: ??? O.o???
Pei Qing’s bottle has ants: Is my water that sweet?
(She goes to the toilet to wash the ants off and comes back.)
Pei Qing: Aiya I want to go toilet.Nevermind, teacher didn’t see my face just now
(Asks Miss Anne for permission to go toilet AGAIN)
When Pei Qing came back: The stupid ant bite me (scratches hand) Die! Die! DIE!
Kristal: Sure la you just washed the whole colony away.
Li Ann: I added one mark.
Pei Qing, Michele and Kristal sang congratulations~~~!!! The celebration song.
Michele reads this book and laughs
Pei Qing: So tiring
Michele: When I wash the dishes at home, I laugh because I remember...slimy fingers.
Li Ann: Slimy as a moustache.
Kristal: Li Ann, how much you got for BM?
Li Ann: *cough* *cough* *cough**cough**cough**cough*
Miss Anne: People, I’m suppose to be giving you homework. Oh yes teacher we love homework!
Miss Anne:You should finish your homework then you’ll have less holidays.
Miss Wong: Sit down before you...fall down. Can you come back one day during the holidays?
Class: Wahhh!
Miss Anne: Oh yes teacher we whould love to ocme back!
Puan Ting on teacher’s day: If you are present, show yourself to Shaun. Shaun, you’ll be coming, right?
12th of June 2006
Li Ann: Michele’s birthday is the day after tomorrow.
Ian: So will it be raining hailstones?
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Saturday, February 23, 2008
As time goes by, Part 6 has finally made its debut....6th of April 2006
Form 1 boy: You don’t talk until you reach class, otherwise you are a girl.
Kristal and Pei Qing laughs.
Form 1 boy: See la that 2 girls also laughing at you, see?
7th of April 2006
Ian: Can you lend me your brain?
Puan Vasanthi: For English you don’t need brains.
Li Quin, Ching Wern and Jia Jean walking together.
Kristal singing: Three gray girls...three gray girls, see how they walk...
13th of April 2006
Puan Ting: When you see the word berserenjang, straight away you head must come out....
Puan Julie: Who has climbed a rambutan tree before?
Arvindra: I climb a durian tree before.
Puan Julie: When I went to the market, the dog would sit under the tree and wait for me.
Arvindra: You know why the dog sit under the tree? Because it cannot climb the tree.
Miew San: Argh!! Don’t touch it (cat) or you will get infected and die...AHHH!!!!
Puan Julie: I’m going to tell you all about yesterday, today and tomorrow.
Arvindra: Is that a movie?
Puan Julie: The people of yesteray take a longer time to reach tomorrow but for the people of today, tomorrow comes faster.
Class: HUH?!
17th of April 2006
Michele: I like tomatoes. I like yau mag. I like po lei sang choy. I like that green vegetable.
Li Ann: Nearly all vegetables are green.
Michele: I like ceasarean salad.
Li Ann: It’s Caesar’s salad, not caesarean salad.
Kristal: I don’t know what’s the difference. I’m going home to check the dictionary.
19th of April 2006
Michele: You two go first la...ohohohoi
Sin Kuan: What you all looking at?
Sin Kuan and Yuen Herng looks inside the toilet
Yuen Herng: Got bakau.
Li Ann: GO la!
Yuen Herng: So anxious
20th of April 2006
Joshua: He got petak sawah. I also got.
Joshua: They don’t come up and say ‘Buy Pepsi. It has vitamin A, D and E....’
Li Ann: Oh my gosh! She’s so black!
Fiona Teo: Aiya, normal indian la.
Wen Peng: Li Ann sorry la
(Li Ann eating french fries)
Wen Peng: Wah everytime you pass by here sure got food wan.
Yee En takes sausage from Li Ann
Li Ann: He looks like you
Yee En points stick at Vincent: Him?...We are brothers.
Wen Peng: Punch me la
Li Ann pokes him.
Kristal: Got sawah padi.
Wen Peng: Ya. Eh not sawah padi, petak sawah.
Jeremy: Four folds, that means fold four times
Yuen Herng: Siung, don’t be lame la mama.
Ju Beng’s answer for Bible knowledge quiz: It is harder for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God than for a THREAD (suppose to be camel) to go through the eye of a needle.
Li Ann: Daniel looks like Jin Ern
Amelia: Your hormones are raging
Yuen Yeng waving: Hiiii Li Ann! Hiii Amelia! (drops pencil case)
Adam: You looks so fine today. Would you hold my hand?
Fiona Wan: What are you, a freethinker?
Reveik: No, it depends. If I’m in Israel, I’m a Jew. In Malaysia, I’m a Buddhist...
Yuen Herng: Seriously soalan bocor.
Michele: If not, I bocor your head.
Enjoy~~~!!! XD
theFLOWERSdied @ 9:17 AM!!
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Part 5 of Funny Book!!!! 20th March 2006
Puan Vasanthi: If you don’t get A for English,don’t jump Kelana Jaya lake.
21st of March 2006
Kristal: You are the beauty of the beast.
Michele: You are the sleeping in the beauty.
Kristal: You are the cinder of the rella.
Michele: Teacher, I cannot tahan...
Puan Ting: Go la, go la...what’s your problem?
Michele: Don’t Zhi Loon me.
Yuen Herng: Zhi Loon? ZHI LOON?
Sin Kuan: Yo, Michele, you like Zhi Loon ar? Gam zhou mm hou ga.
Michele: I don’t like Zhi Loon.
Hun Fai: Ya, you don’t like, you love Zhi Loon.
(S***** Hun Fai~~!!! I don’t love him! =.=)
Li Ann: Take the penunu bunsen away or light the match.
Azlan: I don’t have insurance. Who sign up for the AIA thing? The fifty cents one?
Puan Grace: Who took Adam’s pencil case? How old are you? Still so childish...
Puan Siew: You should go and support our school team.
Unknown: Got leng lui or leng chai there ar?
Yee Cheng: You will see all the geeks and nerds.
Unknown: Yeer, I don’t want to go.
Michele: I don’t want to disturb your conversation (with Inkkie)
Benjamin(smiling) : What conversation?
24th of March 2006
Yuen Herng: It must be special, it must be awesome, it must be wonderful.
Chu Chian: What does a pope do?
Arvindra: Gets messages from God.
Chu Chian: Really ar?
Arvindra: Email.
Kristal and Pei Qing sleeping.
Arvindra: Look at these two, they have the brightest future.
28th of March 2006
Arvin did something with his shirt: I look like Beyonce.
Shaun: Puan Yip is coming in the 7th period.
Su Ching: Why?
Shaun: Why? You don’t like her ah...I tell her.
Su Ching: I didn’t say that.
Adam: Kristal!
Kristal: What?
Adam: Kristal!
Kristal: What?
Adam: Li Ann!
Puan Yip: Adam, are you listening? I don’t remember you getting high marks for your test.
Adam: Sorry teacher.
Puan Yip: You don’t have to be sorry to me. You have to be sorry for your examination results.
31st of March 2006
Michele claps hand for no reason.
Eric: I know its been a rough day.
Boy: Lordson, son of a Lord.
Lordson: Son of the Lord.
Eu Jhin: In Sabah and Sarawak there is hand, foot and mouth disease...
Eric: This shows that Sabah and Sarawak people are dirty.
Eric on sponsorship for magazine page: I’ve asked the sports brand, curry powder, dental...
Yuen Herng: Hari Guru Peringkat Kebangsaan, hou mou.
Adam: I come in peace.
Yee Cheng: You come in pieces.
Puan Yip: For those budding actor or actresses, have you passed up your PEKA 5?
Li Ann: Thank God he didn’t use my sentence ‘patience is a virtue’
Michele: Huh? Egypt got bird flu?
Kristal: History repeats itself.
Azlan spills water.
Puan Yip: Why so? Never work in the kitchen before ar?
Puan Yip upon seeing something on the floor: Eh, whose onion is that?
Li Ann: I am so pissed!
Michele: I am so pissed!
Pei Qing: Let’s piss together!WAHHH~~!!!! Kristal wrote so many...so please stay tune to this blog for more=) thanks for reading!
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Monday, February 11, 2008
There you go Funny Book Part 4...Before that, I would like that say that I added some explainations to the actual conversations just in case any of us get lost. I hope it helped.7th of March 2006
Haw Yee: Page what?
Michele: Huh, Patrick?
Miss Anne: Even clowns have to pay for airtime.
8th of March 2006
RIINGGG~~!
Puan Yip: Eh is it wrong time for the bell?
Wen Peng: It’s recess now.
Puan Yip: Don’t bluff!
RIINGG~~!
Puan Yip: Eh, what is wrong with the bell?
Wen Peng: Fire! Fire!
Michele: Oh, sharks!
Li Ann: It’s shucks, not sharks!
Michele: But I like sharks in the seashore...
Li Ann: There are no sharks in the seashore.
Rafiq turn on 3 taps...
Michele: Eh, look at this, like drinking water.
Li Ann: Don’t be silly.
Michele: Sorry.
Li Ann: Not you.
Mechell Lee wearing sunglasses...
Yee Cheng: You look like a fly.
Puan Norazlina: 5 Angsana pandai tetapi bising. 5 Orkid tak pandai tetapi pun bising.
Michele: Wait for them until mantufan
Li Ann: What is that?
Michele: Mosquitoe sleep.
( You won’t get this unless you have heard how Michele speaks cantonese)
Li Ann: Your beloved friend and my beloved friend, my goodness...
Miss Anne on wanting our desks to be cleared: You don’t want to see your maths book flying and sprouting wings....
Li Ann said this when we were playing a story game: ...they kiss and he started sweeping floor? I don’t want to play already.10th of March 2006
Reveik: Now is English test, then Accounts, then Physics tuition, tomorrow got taekwondo then...then... where got time to play Vice City?
Li Ann: Oral test is half an hour
Yuen Herng: Good la just say hou mou, hou mou...
Li Ann: I’m sure you’ll pass.
Cf Camp
Miss Anne: The bus driver haven’t left you yet?
Michele: The basket haven’t left yet?
Lordson: I know girls dig guys who do this (handicraft)
Yew King: Puan Carol, what happened to your short hairstyle?
Puan Carol: It grew.
Miss Anne: I have never drank coffee with such a small spoon.
Puan Carol: It’s a stirrer.
Michele: How come I see you everywhere wan?
Edmund: I’m throwing rubbish.
John stringing beads: In life we face struggles, this is one of them.
Michele: Are you sure you’re ok?
Vincent: Ya, it’s nothing la.
Michele: Kick you down then it’s something la.
Lik Xiang: Hi people!
People: Boooo~~!!!
Lik Xiang: Thank you Heavenly Father for gathering us today, dear Lord bliss the food....
Yong Ming: Thats a ver nice scarf you’re having.
Joshua: It’s a PON-CHO!
Fiona Teo whispers: Michele..Michele...
Michele woke up, sat straight, almost hit her head like just woke up from nightmare.
Michele: huh?! Huh?! HUH?!
Group: You are the lemon in my lemonade, You are the wantan in my wantan mee, You are the ‘fan’ in my ‘chap fan’, You are the cherry in my ice-cream, You are the bubbles in my Pepsi...
Jade during group photo: I feel so glamorous~
Jade: I want to go toilet. Why the bus didn’t stop let us go toilet?
Lik Xiang: There’s no toilet.
Benjamin: Don’t worry, Mei Wan is worse than you. She’s been whining for a long time.
Lik Xiang: We got biscuit container. Take out the biscuit and ask everyone to close their eyes.
Girl (Channel I think) : One more hour to reach.
Lik Xiang: Swallow a sponge.
Benjamin: She cross her lg cannot move already...after PSHHH!
Bladder-full people: Yay! One U!
Poh Lynn: Hor, the bus take wrong road...fifteen minutes more.
Bladder-full people: ARGH!
Benjamin: This bus is an interesting bunch of people.
Mei Wan talking to someone: I talk to you when I get down, can’t talk now.
Benjamin: I think she can run faster than Manimogan if you put a toilet sign.
Bus reaches school
Fei Yan: Let the emergency people go first.
Kristal: Wah, they really runny wei.
Girl: Rentas Desa.
Girl: When John sings, my heart melts.I guess that is enough for the day eh? XD! Enjoy~
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Friday, February 1, 2008
I feel that I should post the third part now but then again I feel like I should change my mind about that. To post or not to post is the question...Hmm...let me ponder upon it for a moment or two. While I am thinking, please allow me to do something else first such as typing the next part in here. Let's put our hands together and make some noise for the 3rd Part of Funny Book!21st of Febuary 2006
Shaun: Eh class listen up! Who wants to buy stickers?
Class: Hahahaha
Shaun: What’s so funny?
Class: HAHAHAHAHA!
22nd of Febuary 2006
Michele: How was her speech?
Yuen Herng: Short and wonderful.
Ben: Li Ann
Li Ann: Ya what?
Ben: You look cute in that outfit.
Li Ann: Oh thank you.
Chun Tat: Jeremy, stop pak to-ing and follow me.
Jeremy: Why?
23rd of Febuary 2006
Pei Qing, wondering how to get a balsom plant asked: When is PEKA?
Li Ann: The week after.
Pei Qing: Then we can plant now la.
Puan Ting: What huh? Huh? Huh? My english ver clear.
Sin Kuan: Fiona, you do number 4 already ar?
Hun Fai snatches book.
Sin Kuan: Ngo man sin ke wor.
Hun Fai: Ngo lor sin ke wor.
Arvindra: Teacher, can I go to the loo?
Miss Anne: No...the moon? Thast is too far.
24th of Febuary 2006
Pei Qing: Her voice very sharp.
Kristal: Ya, the type of voice that can break the window.
Ian: Break the window then we can recycling glass.
27th of Febuary 2006
Puan Yip: Excuse me, don’t bring a half dead plant.
Puan Yip: Is this a social gathering?Because Michele was disturbing them...
Ben: Don’t disturb both of us lar...I like her, she likes me...we are both in love. Don’t be jealous, Michele.
Li Ann: Erm, ya.
Yee En: Li Ann, do you want to wear my wedding ring? (Li Ann’s rubber band) Give me your finger.
Li Ann: No, I don’t want to marry you. (We all know why right..if you still don’t, please read the conversation above.) Give me back my hairband!
Eric: Go away lah, you black!
Arvindra: Go away, you......purple!
2nd of March 2006
Kay Tze say to Poh Lynn: Wah, you bring home food again ar? So healthy.
Yong Fei: Char Kuey Teow style fried rice.
Li Ann: Can I have another cookie please?
Hun Fai: Wah, I didn’t know Li Ann so wai sek wan ar...
Li Ann: Problem with that?!
Puan Julie last time: Jeremy, I didn’t know you had a low and sexy voice.
Miss Anne: Jeremy, you have a good voice. You can be a radio dj, singer, whatever.
Miss Anne: Why are you sharing books?
Arvindra: Sharing is caring.
Miss Anne: No, sharing is paying fine.
Miss Anne: Would you like to be remembered as a loudmouth?
Arvindra: I’d love to...Arvin was a quite boy, gentleman...sounds gay!
Miss Anne: I will mark your book once in a blue moon. Guess what? The moon is blue!
Manimogan: Yeer, Reveik and Heng Ji –toot- gay...wear the same bag.
3rd of March 2006
Yee En: What?!
Michele: What?!
Yee En: What?!
Michele: What?!
Yee En: What?!
Michele: Today is not a what day lah!
6th of March 2006
Xin Yi: Canteen day where got fun without drink?
Michele: You didn’t reply my message!
Sin Kuan: I reply today, you buy now.
Xin Yi: What message you want? I reply today.
Xin Yi took out one of the cups and said: Once dropped considered sold.
Michele: Not yet time...3 more minutes.
Sin Kuan: Ok, we wait her 3 minutes then you must buy.Miew San: Everybody, Anas uses his sister’s perfume!I think I will post the next one next next week....must understand that it is CNY week XD!Happy Holidays!!!
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