The Petals and Leaves
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Shhh~! Don't tell anyoneIt took me quite some time to think whether or not I should do this. Probably this may not be the wisest thing but I have decided to do it anyway. Well, these few weeks I was up to something. I had this huge crush on a guy. Oh my, oh my...Average kind of guy, nice in every way and I thought that he might just be the one. I was feeling over the top and everything around me seemed fuzzy, maybe it was because I was not paying much attention to my surroundings at that time. After quite some time of 'highness' had passed by, I found out something. I was rather taken aback at that finding. How can that happen? Why did it happen? Why her???
Yeah, he likes another girl so much. In a nutshell, I have a crush on a guy who has a crush on another girl who would definitely be his girlfriend. I mean, why wouldn't she? Besides the part that she is older than him by just a bit. Well, there are so many couples out there which the girl is older than the guy. What's the harm right? It is not like a 14 year old guy who dates a granny will be harmed by the age gap and hit the headlines on tomorrow's Star newspaper with a picture of his tombstone saying: RIP - A 14 Year Old Guy - 23 April 1994 to 29 March 2008 - Congratulations! Thou hath successfully flee from the harm of age gaps. WTH?!
This is so weird. You might be wondering why in the world did I post this up...Just to let all of you who are reading know, I have decided to take Celine's advice to post something about myself and I was thinking...why not this since this has been lingering/haunting (whichever you prefer) in my thoughts for almost every single day of my life. Such a waste of time = money! Omg I wasted money just by being haunted by the thought of him!!! See the cost of living has risen!
I guess I just have to admit defeat, although I have no idea how she looks like 'cuz I do not even want to know it at all. Even the image of her shadow can kill my interest in...in....in erm...coffee! Do you all know how much I love coffee? Coffee is like a distraction in my life and it gives me this short joy for a brief moment. I know, I get what you mean, brief joy...but it is better than nothing! Actually, I haven't been drinking coffee ... erm so this part should not be here. I couldn't think of what other interests I have besides killing mosquitoes...??? Is that an interest?
Anyway, back to the topic. So, he likes her. Yeah, he likes her. Uh huh, he likes her. Omg can I stop reinforcing that thought? I mean there are other fishes in the sea right? Do you realise that that statement is like an encouragement to flirt around? And besides, I am sure that there are more fishes than humans...so please don't give this kind of false-hope-statement to people who are like me now alright...even if you are trying to get your point across. Just tell them that (for guys) there are more girls than guys in this world and for the girls, tell them the same thing to motivate them to be lesbians so that the world will stop producing too many girls.
Alright, now I am wondering how am I going to end this. Should I just say the end or should I just start counting sheeps to bore you out from this place? Great, anyway just to let you know, if you were hoping for funny book, sorry to disappoint you but it was fun doing that XD! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~!
theFLOWERSdied @ 9:06 AM!!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Despite the loads of assignments, I have finally decided that it was time to post Funny Book 9. And I dedicate this part to Fiona Wan whose birthday was yesterday.
19th of July 2006
Michele: Did you scream?
Yuen Herng: No, I shouted ‘Mama’
Puan Ting: ...saudara Chun Tat
Arvindra: Mana saudari Shaun?
Shaun: Sudah hilang
Puan Lee: Ask you teacher if you can go for recess earlier. If cannot never mind because some of you look like you got a few pounds to lose.
Chu Chian: Li Ann, do you have calculator?
Li Ann: Yes.
Chu Chian: Can I borrow?
Li Ann: No.
Chu Chian: I’m serious.
Li Ann passes her the calculator: So was I.
Li Ann: I love you. I never meant to hurt you.
Pei Qing: When did you hurt me?
Li Ann: Guess what song is in my head...Beep from Pussycat Dolls.
Zuza: That is the lettuce song I heard.
Li Ann: Oh my gosh! So ugly!
Michele: Don’t say that. Say, “It is not my cup of tea”.
20th of July 2006
Sau Wuan: Eric, you attracted a lot of ants.
Eric: I’m sweet!
21st of July 2006
Encik Zul was talking about the marching event to Encik Ravi and Puan Ernice. When he ended...
Encik Zul: Yes, you gave me this paper...so?
Michele: It is from Puan Lee.
Encik Zul: You waited for so long just to tell me that?!
Puan Carol met Pei Qing and Michele walking on the field: What are you doing? Land survey?
26th of July 2006
Puan Siew: Kenapa tak buat kerja ni? Tak ada minyak ke?!
25th of July 2006
Stranger says to Jessica: What is your future career? I know. You will be my housewife! (continues laughing)
Kristal: Wah Jessica, you better be careful.
Jessica: That guy sot sot tei.
Michele: I can go home in a blink of an eye. Aiyo, I blink so many times already. (Swt wei! I didn’t know I said that =.=”)
Poh Lynn: Li Ann, say you love me.
Li Ann: I love you.
Ian: Wah, scared me. I thought she was calling me.
26th of July 2006
Michele: This (Add Maths) is so undigestible. I’d rather eat your Digestive biscuits.
Li Ann: Click Five came before. Some place...
Kristal: They said cheese?
27th of July 2006
Michele: I like whipped cream, make you fat fat...
Pei Qing: Drink oil la.
Li Ann: I don’t like ice-cream.
Michele, Pei Qing, Kristal: You don’t like ice-cream?!
Chu Chian: Ah-Choo! Chiu! Chiu! Chiu!
Michele: You got cold ar? Very fun...can sniff sniff
: *sneeze* very fun...*sneeze* very fun...*sneeze* very fun...
Pei Qing: *sneeze*
Kristal: Was that fun?
Pei Qing: Not at all.
28th of July 2006
Kristal: Li Ann, where Michele...
Li Ann shrugs.
Kristal: ...go?
Question: Huraikan 2 cadangan untuk menyelesaikan masalah diskriminasi terhadap pekerja perempuan.
Leely: Memberi cuti kepada perempuan bersalin.
Encik Karuna: You not following la, you’re only here physically.
Class: Hahaha~
Encik Karuna: Eh, share la.
Class: HAHAHA~!
Hun Fai: Sin Kuan menjadi Yang di-Pertuan Agong.
Class: HAHAHAHA~!
(Reveik playing guitar)
Michele: Is that scales?
Kristal: No, it’s Reveik.
Li Ann: *pukes*
Eu Jhin reading dictionary and being whacked by Eric: acupuncture...quantum...ow...ow...toothpaste...
1st of August 2006
Michele: Oh my goodness crab!
Adam: I’m so slim (touches his stomach)
Adam hides under the table when it’s his turn to write the answer on the board.Puan Ting: You should be more gentleman. Oh, your pencil fell down.
Pei Qing: So warm my face.
Michele: My fair lady? What is she talking about?
Miss Anne: It’s already the eighth month.
Arvindra: I’m not pregnant, teacher.
Adam swings on the grill and smashes his face on the wall: Oww!!!
Adam talking then suddenly covers his mouth.
Arvindra: You bite your lip ar?
Arvindra sits after Puan Ting made him stand: Thank you teacher, sorry teacher. A thousand apologies. No apologies, teacher.
Hope you enjoyed it XD and everyone else that reads this.
theFLOWERSdied @ 9:46 AM!!
Friday, March 7, 2008
Funny Book part 8! 22nd June 2006
Puan Siew: My graph is wrong, faham atau tidak?
Puan Siew: Sometimes when you finish doing, you are so happy so you write ‘terbukti’.
Puan Yip teaching biology: Shiloh Nouvel..Tomkat Suri...(continues teaching)
Puan Ting writes on the whiteboard ’20-40 kadar denyutan minit -1’
Yee Cheng: Wah teacher, a person rising from the dead ar?
Michele to Kristal: That girl over there, her specs is the black version of my spectacles.
Li Ann: Who’s pregnant?
Li Ann to Zuza: Are there any lesbians in your school?
As heard by Pei Qing: Are there any dustbins in your school?
Puan Ting: This is the paper with the results. I’m going to stick it on the board...
Eric: *Gasp*
Pei Qing: So loud. Like pig snoring
Eric turns and stares at Pei Qing (Kristal drew how his eyes where...but for all of us who knew him...you guys know how he stares at people right)
Pei Qing: Oops.Say wrong thing.
Eric: Can I borrow roller?
Pei Qing: I don’t have.
Eric: Fine Pei Qing. First you say I sound like a pig, now you don’t want to lend me your roller.
Yuen Herng: Teacher, let’s watch movie.
Puan Vasanthi: In your dreams.
Shaun: Teacher, movie.
Puan Vasanthi: In your house.
Miss Anne: Adam, the first one on earth, the last one to take out his book.
Sin Kuan: I waited for the bell to rang.
Hun Fai: Not so details.
Arvindra sleeping in class
Encik Karuna: What’s wrong with Arvin?
Eric: Not feeling well.
Li Ann: Yer, Rafiq zoom in on Ching Wern’s butt
Rafiq: No la, I was just adjusting! (camera)
Li Ann: Old sharks!
Adam: What are you doing? Why are you doing rumusan now?
Leely: Why you so busybody?
Adam: Because I can’t get through.
Leely: Why didn’t you say earlier?
28th of June 2006
Ben: Hi people
Li Ann: Bye person
Ben points his water bottle up: Eh where’s the hole?
29th of June 2006
Puan Grace: Didn’t they miss a few word before starting thier lesson?
Wen Peng: Oh, class stand.
Adam: Can you do both hands like this? (index and middle finger stick together but seperated with the engagement finger and pinky which are sticking together)
Everyone can do.
Adam: Retards, you all suck
Arvindra: Adam, you suck like a vacuum cleaner.
5th July 2006
Miss Anne: Do you think the best time of your life was during primary school? Just imagine, all of you in primary school. Eric, how did you look?
Eric: Stunning.
6th July 2006
Encik Teh: Dulu fesyen longgar kemudian ketat sekarang longgar. Patut saya simpan bell bottom saya, ya tak?
18th of July 2006
Puan Ting: Saudari Shaun...
Puan Ting: Saya ada keyakinan diri.
Puan Yip: Look at him (Eu Jhin), so fresh and smiling, not like you all.
Pei Qing: Teacher, can I go to empty my pundi kencing?
Puan Yip looks at her strangely, then says to class: Oh, she’s going to empty her bladder.
Li Ann buys and drinks Milo at 10.45am
Michelle Tan: The whole world is waiting for you.
Li Ann: They say when there’s silence an angel passes by.
There was silence after she said that.
Michele: ..An angel passed by...another angel passed by...
Li Ann: Buy me a ticket (Pirate of the Caribbean 2)
Fiona Teo: I’m generous but I’m not that generous.
19th of July 2006
Arvindra: Mosquitoes get stuck in my leg hair...
Unknown: Meredah bulu
Puan Lee: Wen Hao, your writing macam cacing kena accident.Fin
theFLOWERSdied @ 4:47 AM!!
