The Petals and Leaves
Sunday, June 1, 2008
And here is the 11th part of funny book...Unknown datePuan Yip: ...racun membunuh rumpai...
Li Ying: Racun membunuh Hun Fai?
Shaun reading answers quickly: 1A 2B 3D...
Class: Woooi
Unknown: Faster la.
Kristal: What is the capital of Germany?
Michele doing her Add Maths: G
22nd of August 2006
Puan Yip: Eh this (white board marker) permanent ar? Oh shit!
Puan Yip: If a dark woman marry a fair woman will there be a blend?
Class: HAHAHA~!
Puan Yip: Dark marry fair...whatever la.
Puan Yip: You come here to gain knowledge not to socialise. You can do it in Starbucks or Coffee Bean.
Puan Yip: Stop talking or I’ll ban you from coming.
Pei Qing: Like we’re dying to come.1st of September 2006
Li Ann: You know what I feel like eating now?
Kristal: Spaghetti.
Li Ann: No, mooncake.
Kristal: Guinea pig?!
Fiona Wan: Wanna hear something hilarious? After we finish collecting these books, we walk back to block D. Then half way there we laugh and turn back.
Michele, Pei Qing and Li Ann: HAHAHAHA!!!
Kristal: Huh? Why you go to block D for what?
22nd of September 2006
Li Ann I need one more teacher (signature), I need...shit!
Li Ying: (in Chinese) Haw Yee likes you.
Li Ann: ?
Li Ying: Like you as a friend cannot ar, then Haw Yee don’t like you.
Haw Yee: I’m lost.
Li Ying: Lost? Watch 8tv.
25th of September 2006
Hun Fai shaved his head until nearly bald...
Yuen Herng: Shaolin soccer...
Arvindra hangs neraca spring on his ear.
Yee Cheng: It’s rusty
Eric: Stupidest shit I saw.
26th of September 2006
Shaun: Good aft ---- (looks at his watch and waits for it to turn 12pm)
Miss Anne: Not very good.
Yuen Herng: Hi teacher, hou mou.
Shaun: Good afternoon Miss Anne.
Arvindra: Miew San, can you sit there? I’m sitting on one ass.
Miew San talking to Azlan and Rafiq.
Xue Rou: Are you trying to make them hungry and thirsty?
Rafiq makes hand signal that Miew San is talking too much...9th of October 2006
Michele: What do you want to do?
Keen Chee: (thinking) MPPJ
Kristal: Pick up the rubbish on the floor there la.
Keen Chee: So small.
Li Ann: Keen Chee, you make me sick.
Keen Chee: (barbaric hand movements) Yes, yes... (sits down near Li Ann)
Li Ann: (whispering) He’s attracted to Pei Qing.
Li Ann: I hope teacher asks the back people to collect the papers.
Kristal: Bad?
Michele: Black?
Pei Qing: I also heard ‘bad’.
Li Ann: I played futsal on Saturday.
Michele: (fakes) Ha-ha.
Li Ann: I played futsal on Saturday.
Pei Qing: With who?
Li Ann: I played futsal on Saturday.
Jessica: ?
9th November 2006
Michele: I stuffed Pei Qing’s present in a turkey.
Li Ann: Is it edible?
Michele: Of course it’s an animal! You didn’t know that turkey is an animal?Thus, this concludes the series...do you now know why this part came out late?
theFLOWERSdied @ 7:06 AM!!
