The Petals and Leaves
Friday, March 7, 2008
Funny Book part 8! 22nd June 2006
Puan Siew: My graph is wrong, faham atau tidak?
Puan Siew: Sometimes when you finish doing, you are so happy so you write ‘terbukti’.
Puan Yip teaching biology: Shiloh Nouvel..Tomkat Suri...(continues teaching)
Puan Ting writes on the whiteboard ’20-40 kadar denyutan minit -1’
Yee Cheng: Wah teacher, a person rising from the dead ar?
Michele to Kristal: That girl over there, her specs is the black version of my spectacles.
Li Ann: Who’s pregnant?
Li Ann to Zuza: Are there any lesbians in your school?
As heard by Pei Qing: Are there any dustbins in your school?
Puan Ting: This is the paper with the results. I’m going to stick it on the board...
Eric: *Gasp*
Pei Qing: So loud. Like pig snoring
Eric turns and stares at Pei Qing (Kristal drew how his eyes where...but for all of us who knew him...you guys know how he stares at people right)
Pei Qing: Oops.Say wrong thing.
Eric: Can I borrow roller?
Pei Qing: I don’t have.
Eric: Fine Pei Qing. First you say I sound like a pig, now you don’t want to lend me your roller.
Yuen Herng: Teacher, let’s watch movie.
Puan Vasanthi: In your dreams.
Shaun: Teacher, movie.
Puan Vasanthi: In your house.
Miss Anne: Adam, the first one on earth, the last one to take out his book.
Sin Kuan: I waited for the bell to rang.
Hun Fai: Not so details.
Arvindra sleeping in class
Encik Karuna: What’s wrong with Arvin?
Eric: Not feeling well.
Li Ann: Yer, Rafiq zoom in on Ching Wern’s butt
Rafiq: No la, I was just adjusting! (camera)
Li Ann: Old sharks!
Adam: What are you doing? Why are you doing rumusan now?
Leely: Why you so busybody?
Adam: Because I can’t get through.
Leely: Why didn’t you say earlier?
28th of June 2006
Ben: Hi people
Li Ann: Bye person
Ben points his water bottle up: Eh where’s the hole?
29th of June 2006
Puan Grace: Didn’t they miss a few word before starting thier lesson?
Wen Peng: Oh, class stand.
Adam: Can you do both hands like this? (index and middle finger stick together but seperated with the engagement finger and pinky which are sticking together)
Everyone can do.
Adam: Retards, you all suck
Arvindra: Adam, you suck like a vacuum cleaner.
5th July 2006
Miss Anne: Do you think the best time of your life was during primary school? Just imagine, all of you in primary school. Eric, how did you look?
Eric: Stunning.
6th July 2006
Encik Teh: Dulu fesyen longgar kemudian ketat sekarang longgar. Patut saya simpan bell bottom saya, ya tak?
18th of July 2006
Puan Ting: Saudari Shaun...
Puan Ting: Saya ada keyakinan diri.
Puan Yip: Look at him (Eu Jhin), so fresh and smiling, not like you all.
Pei Qing: Teacher, can I go to empty my pundi kencing?
Puan Yip looks at her strangely, then says to class: Oh, she’s going to empty her bladder.
Li Ann buys and drinks Milo at 10.45am
Michelle Tan: The whole world is waiting for you.
Li Ann: They say when there’s silence an angel passes by.
There was silence after she said that.
Michele: ..An angel passed by...another angel passed by...
Li Ann: Buy me a ticket (Pirate of the Caribbean 2)
Fiona Teo: I’m generous but I’m not that generous.
19th of July 2006
Arvindra: Mosquitoes get stuck in my leg hair...
Unknown: Meredah bulu
Puan Lee: Wen Hao, your writing macam cacing kena accident.Fin
theFLOWERSdied @ 4:47 AM!!
