The Petals and Leaves
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Despite the loads of assignments, I have finally decided that it was time to post Funny Book 9. And I dedicate this part to Fiona Wan whose birthday was yesterday.
19th of July 2006
Michele: Did you scream?
Yuen Herng: No, I shouted ‘Mama’
Puan Ting: ...saudara Chun Tat
Arvindra: Mana saudari Shaun?
Shaun: Sudah hilang
Puan Lee: Ask you teacher if you can go for recess earlier. If cannot never mind because some of you look like you got a few pounds to lose.
Chu Chian: Li Ann, do you have calculator?
Li Ann: Yes.
Chu Chian: Can I borrow?
Li Ann: No.
Chu Chian: I’m serious.
Li Ann passes her the calculator: So was I.
Li Ann: I love you. I never meant to hurt you.
Pei Qing: When did you hurt me?
Li Ann: Guess what song is in my head...Beep from Pussycat Dolls.
Zuza: That is the lettuce song I heard.
Li Ann: Oh my gosh! So ugly!
Michele: Don’t say that. Say, “It is not my cup of tea”.
20th of July 2006
Sau Wuan: Eric, you attracted a lot of ants.
Eric: I’m sweet!
21st of July 2006
Encik Zul was talking about the marching event to Encik Ravi and Puan Ernice. When he ended...
Encik Zul: Yes, you gave me this paper...so?
Michele: It is from Puan Lee.
Encik Zul: You waited for so long just to tell me that?!
Puan Carol met Pei Qing and Michele walking on the field: What are you doing? Land survey?
26th of July 2006
Puan Siew: Kenapa tak buat kerja ni? Tak ada minyak ke?!
25th of July 2006
Stranger says to Jessica: What is your future career? I know. You will be my housewife! (continues laughing)
Kristal: Wah Jessica, you better be careful.
Jessica: That guy sot sot tei.
Michele: I can go home in a blink of an eye. Aiyo, I blink so many times already. (Swt wei! I didn’t know I said that =.=”)
Poh Lynn: Li Ann, say you love me.
Li Ann: I love you.
Ian: Wah, scared me. I thought she was calling me.
26th of July 2006
Michele: This (Add Maths) is so undigestible. I’d rather eat your Digestive biscuits.
Li Ann: Click Five came before. Some place...
Kristal: They said cheese?
27th of July 2006
Michele: I like whipped cream, make you fat fat...
Pei Qing: Drink oil la.
Li Ann: I don’t like ice-cream.
Michele, Pei Qing, Kristal: You don’t like ice-cream?!
Chu Chian: Ah-Choo! Chiu! Chiu! Chiu!
Michele: You got cold ar? Very fun...can sniff sniff
: *sneeze* very fun...*sneeze* very fun...*sneeze* very fun...
Pei Qing: *sneeze*
Kristal: Was that fun?
Pei Qing: Not at all.
28th of July 2006
Kristal: Li Ann, where Michele...
Li Ann shrugs.
Kristal: ...go?
Question: Huraikan 2 cadangan untuk menyelesaikan masalah diskriminasi terhadap pekerja perempuan.
Leely: Memberi cuti kepada perempuan bersalin.
Encik Karuna: You not following la, you’re only here physically.
Class: Hahaha~
Encik Karuna: Eh, share la.
Class: HAHAHA~!
Hun Fai: Sin Kuan menjadi Yang di-Pertuan Agong.
Class: HAHAHAHA~!
(Reveik playing guitar)
Michele: Is that scales?
Kristal: No, it’s Reveik.
Li Ann: *pukes*
Eu Jhin reading dictionary and being whacked by Eric: acupuncture...quantum...ow...ow...toothpaste...
1st of August 2006
Michele: Oh my goodness crab!
Adam: I’m so slim (touches his stomach)
Adam hides under the table when it’s his turn to write the answer on the board.Puan Ting: You should be more gentleman. Oh, your pencil fell down.
Pei Qing: So warm my face.
Michele: My fair lady? What is she talking about?
Miss Anne: It’s already the eighth month.
Arvindra: I’m not pregnant, teacher.
Adam swings on the grill and smashes his face on the wall: Oww!!!
Adam talking then suddenly covers his mouth.
Arvindra: You bite your lip ar?
Arvindra sits after Puan Ting made him stand: Thank you teacher, sorry teacher. A thousand apologies. No apologies, teacher.
Hope you enjoyed it XD and everyone else that reads this.
theFLOWERSdied @ 9:46 AM!!
