The Petals and Leaves
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Pei Qing has been asking me to post Part 7 as soon as possible. Well, here you go~~~! XD!25th of April 2006
Puan Vasanthi: Go back to class.
Saravana: There’s nothing in class.
Adam: There’s tables and chairs.
Puan Yip to Adam I think: Just because you are sitting besides the two prettiest girls in class, you are behaving like donkeys.
26th of April 2006
Encik Teh: Jangan minum milo la, minum Vico.
Puan Ting: I let you do exercise.
Arvindra: Exercise?
Arvindra does star jumps.
Arvindra: Cikgu, soalan esei dari bab apa?
Puan Norazlina: Macam mana cikgu boleh bagi tahu?
Arvindra: Cikgu tak bagi tahu macam mana kita nak buat?
Puan Grace: I think I shortcircuited today.
Yee Cheng: Since you all so selfish...
Arvindra: Wait when are we going to sell fish?
27th of April 2006
Pei Qing: Huh? The gardener is the cameraman? At least wear nicer la.
28th of April 2006
Kristal: What book?
Michele: Comprehension and submarine.
23th of May 2006
Puan Yip on exam marks: Are you ready for the shock of your life? I want to tell you something, I’s afraid it will demoralise you but nevermind. This is the worst top class in my 26 years of teaching. Not all of you. You’re all so childish. My second daughter is very childish.
24th of May 2006
Puan Grace: I want to mention something since...I don’t want to mention it.
(pause for a while)
Puan Grace: Where are you, my friend? Don’t write things like this (writes ‘Anazz’ on the whiteboard) Might as well write this (writes ‘An / ass on the whiteboard)
Puan Grace: Wassup, Shaun?
Hearing problems...
Kristal: Who’s suffling behind us?
Michele: What’s suffling your highness?
Kristal: What’s suffling your high nose?25th of May 2006
Adam to Pei Qing and Kristal walking up the stairs: ROAAR! Move! You guys are wasting my time.
Wen Peng: Are you a Protestant of a Catholic?
Li Ann: I’m...a normal Christian.
Eric: Why are you so storybookish?
Ian: Eric, you’re such a historic person.
Ian: Shaun, you suck!
Yee Cheng: Ian, suck what?
Ian: Shaun, it’s left to your imagination what you suck
Shaun: ??? O.o???
Pei Qing’s bottle has ants: Is my water that sweet?
(She goes to the toilet to wash the ants off and comes back.)
Pei Qing: Aiya I want to go toilet.Nevermind, teacher didn’t see my face just now
(Asks Miss Anne for permission to go toilet AGAIN)
When Pei Qing came back: The stupid ant bite me (scratches hand) Die! Die! DIE!
Kristal: Sure la you just washed the whole colony away.
Li Ann: I added one mark.
Pei Qing, Michele and Kristal sang congratulations~~~!!! The celebration song.
Michele reads this book and laughs
Pei Qing: So tiring
Michele: When I wash the dishes at home, I laugh because I remember...slimy fingers.
Li Ann: Slimy as a moustache.
Kristal: Li Ann, how much you got for BM?
Li Ann: *cough* *cough* *cough**cough**cough**cough*
Miss Anne: People, I’m suppose to be giving you homework. Oh yes teacher we love homework!
Miss Anne:You should finish your homework then you’ll have less holidays.
Miss Wong: Sit down before you...fall down. Can you come back one day during the holidays?
Class: Wahhh!
Miss Anne: Oh yes teacher we whould love to ocme back!
Puan Ting on teacher’s day: If you are present, show yourself to Shaun. Shaun, you’ll be coming, right?
12th of June 2006
Li Ann: Michele’s birthday is the day after tomorrow.
Ian: So will it be raining hailstones?
theFLOWERSdied @ 6:20 AM!!
