The Petals and Leaves
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Part 5 of Funny Book!!!! 20th March 2006
Puan Vasanthi: If you don’t get A for English,don’t jump Kelana Jaya lake.
21st of March 2006
Kristal: You are the beauty of the beast.
Michele: You are the sleeping in the beauty.
Kristal: You are the cinder of the rella.
Michele: Teacher, I cannot tahan...
Puan Ting: Go la, go la...what’s your problem?
Michele: Don’t Zhi Loon me.
Yuen Herng: Zhi Loon? ZHI LOON?
Sin Kuan: Yo, Michele, you like Zhi Loon ar? Gam zhou mm hou ga.
Michele: I don’t like Zhi Loon.
Hun Fai: Ya, you don’t like, you love Zhi Loon.
(S***** Hun Fai~~!!! I don’t love him! =.=)
Li Ann: Take the penunu bunsen away or light the match.
Azlan: I don’t have insurance. Who sign up for the AIA thing? The fifty cents one?
Puan Grace: Who took Adam’s pencil case? How old are you? Still so childish...
Puan Siew: You should go and support our school team.
Unknown: Got leng lui or leng chai there ar?
Yee Cheng: You will see all the geeks and nerds.
Unknown: Yeer, I don’t want to go.
Michele: I don’t want to disturb your conversation (with Inkkie)
Benjamin(smiling) : What conversation?
24th of March 2006
Yuen Herng: It must be special, it must be awesome, it must be wonderful.
Chu Chian: What does a pope do?
Arvindra: Gets messages from God.
Chu Chian: Really ar?
Arvindra: Email.
Kristal and Pei Qing sleeping.
Arvindra: Look at these two, they have the brightest future.
28th of March 2006
Arvin did something with his shirt: I look like Beyonce.
Shaun: Puan Yip is coming in the 7th period.
Su Ching: Why?
Shaun: Why? You don’t like her ah...I tell her.
Su Ching: I didn’t say that.
Adam: Kristal!
Kristal: What?
Adam: Kristal!
Kristal: What?
Adam: Li Ann!
Puan Yip: Adam, are you listening? I don’t remember you getting high marks for your test.
Adam: Sorry teacher.
Puan Yip: You don’t have to be sorry to me. You have to be sorry for your examination results.
31st of March 2006
Michele claps hand for no reason.
Eric: I know its been a rough day.
Boy: Lordson, son of a Lord.
Lordson: Son of the Lord.
Eu Jhin: In Sabah and Sarawak there is hand, foot and mouth disease...
Eric: This shows that Sabah and Sarawak people are dirty.
Eric on sponsorship for magazine page: I’ve asked the sports brand, curry powder, dental...
Yuen Herng: Hari Guru Peringkat Kebangsaan, hou mou.
Adam: I come in peace.
Yee Cheng: You come in pieces.
Puan Yip: For those budding actor or actresses, have you passed up your PEKA 5?
Li Ann: Thank God he didn’t use my sentence ‘patience is a virtue’
Michele: Huh? Egypt got bird flu?
Kristal: History repeats itself.
Azlan spills water.
Puan Yip: Why so? Never work in the kitchen before ar?
Puan Yip upon seeing something on the floor: Eh, whose onion is that?
Li Ann: I am so pissed!
Michele: I am so pissed!
Pei Qing: Let’s piss together!WAHHH~~!!!! Kristal wrote so many...so please stay tune to this blog for more=) thanks for reading!
theFLOWERSdied @ 6:35 AM!!