The Petals and Leaves
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Part 2 of Funny Book(all credits to Kristal)27th of January 2006
Michele: You drink like a...
Pei Qing: ...fish
Eric: Smells like detergent.
Michele: Smells like an eavesdropper behind us.
6th of Febuary 2006
Cik Wong: Next Monday Physics test.
Arvindra: PJK?
Puan Ting: Chinese New Year, still should remember.
Arvindra: We remember Chinese New Year.
7th of Febuary 2006
Chu Chian: Teacher, can you excuse me?
(Puan Vasanthi blocking the whiteboard)
Puan Vasanthi: Ok, you may go out.
Arvindra: Teacher, can you excuse us?
Puan Yip: Is this from Adam? Is this your weird sense of humour?
Puan Yip: Next week is random acts of kindness week. So, you must do random acts of kindness. You mean you don’t know what is random acts of kindness?
Wen Peng: Is that a movie?
Puan Yip on the subject of dissecting frogs: If you are squirmish, out you go...especially the boys.
Puan Siew: Wahh...here looks like jungle ar (birds making noise)
Adam: I have a stapler and I am not afraid to use it.
10th of Febuary 2006
Li Ann: Oh my gosh!
Pei Qing: Oh my gosh!
Michele: Chicken rice!
13th of Febuary 2006
Yee En: Let’s go out during Moral period.
Michele: Yeer, leave me alone~
Yee En: Ask the lou piu teman you...LOU PIU~~~~!!!
Michele: I don’t want lou piu...why would anyone want an old watch?
Kristal: Give her new one la.
Yee En: Ok, san piu ko lei...Tze Kwang looks quite fresh...
Puan Grace: We study for examination sake. If you want to study for education, go university.Puan Ting: You have to stand up straight and respect the teacher.
Puan Lee stopped at the class door: I want to ask the students...
Shaun: BANGUN SEMUA!
After greeting, Puan Lee asked the students something.
Puan Ting realised Puan Lee’s mistake: Is 4 Angsana and not 5 Angsana.
Puan Lee puts hand on head and starts to walk away...
Shaun: BANGUN SEMUA!
16th of Febuary 2006
Li Ann almost fell..
Eric: Eh Li Ann, you dancing ar?
When we were wrapping hampers...
Arvindra wearing batik shirt: I can be a Ming Tien worker. Can I take your order?
Arvindra: Actually, I got one Levi’s jeans cannot wear...can put 3 quarter...
Reveik: Why would they want to wear MU? (Manchester United)
Eric: They are old people...what do they know?
20th of Febuary 2006
Li Ying: Ya, ya, Keen Chee and Chu Chian make a good...
Yee Cheng: Keen Chee already got...
Chu Chian: It’s just a joke.
Ian’s PEKA all wet because he put it on the gelombang thing.
Ian: I thought it was glass...
Leely: Where did I put it? @#$)*&
Arvindra: In the toilet bowl la
Puan Ting: You don’t need to pass up tomorrow...pass up...
Arvindra: Today.
Arvindra: Why the scuba diver fall backwards? Because if he fall in front, he fall back in the boat.
Puan Yip: Now is agama ar?
Class: Yes!
Puan Yip: So, I cannot teach lar?
Class: YES!
Puan Kwang: Pulau apa ar?
Pei Qing: How we know what pulau she go to?
Eric refering to Arvindra: Radio 24 hours a day whether you want it or not.Thanks for reading...please continue to tune into this blog for part 3 =)
theFLOWERSdied @ 5:55 PM!!
