The Petals and Leaves
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
20 March 2010
This funny book post is dedicated to Fiona Wan for her birthday :)
While walking, a big black dog was right in front of Li Ann when she turned her head back to the front..
Li Ann : OH MY GOSH!
Dog’s owner: (a bit stunned by Li Ann) It doesn’t affect anyone.
Fiona: HAHAHA! Can you put that in the funny book?
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Fiona says that the big black dog is near
Li Ann: Oh my gosh!
Li Ann sees that the dog is a few metres away: Cheh
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Li Ann: (pokes Eu Jin’s tummy) Quite hard
Later..
Li Ann: (pokes Shamus’s tummy) This one quite soft
Shamus : *swt face*
Fiona: ??
Eu Jin: Talking about density....
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Eu Jin: (singing some song)
Kristal: Is that snsd?
Fiona: I’ve listened to that song a zillion times
Kristal: From where?
Fiona: From him.
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Li Ann: I want to explore your(Fiona’s new Prada) bag.
Shamus: Explore ar, go to Narnia
Li Ann: I long time never hang out with you already..so lame
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Kristal: So long the front of the (BMW convertible) car.
Eu Jin: My car
Shamus: (Bending his back) *Cough*
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Cool sports car(same one) opens its boot and top by itself.
Fiona: Let’s stand next to the cool car.
Li Ann: Yeah. So the coolness can be osmosis-ing to us right…
Kristal: Really cool meh? (puts hand out and flaps to feel whether got cool air coming from the car air cond)
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Eu Jin: Who’s being lame now?
Shamus : (in one cough) Eu Jin.
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Fiona: Everyone asks me to do something crazy.
Li Ann: So, what are you doing after this?
Fiona: Going home.
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Seeing a few children holding a bunch of balloons..
Li Ann: Let’s go steal their balloons..
A bunch of balloons start going up in the sky..
Li Ann: Ahh! So wasted.
Eu Jin: They heard Li Ann’s plan so rather than letting her have it...
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On Bondi Beach
Li Ann: (King Julien’s voice) Let’s go touch the water.
theFLOWERSdied @ 8:19 AM!!
20/2/2010
While playing mah-jong..
Wen Peng: Your grandmother want to play?
Kar Wei: If she play, sat sei you all
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Wen Peng explaining mah-jong to Kristal..
Kristal: (listens)...Oh
Kristal: (listens some more)...Oh
Kar Wei: (speaking out of experience) She say Oh Oh but she don’t understand anything you said
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Ju Beng who just arrived approaches Yuen Herng..
Yuen Herng: How are you brother?
Ju Beng: You owe me ten bucks.
Yuen Herng opens his wallet..and not having ten bucks, takes out a Singapore note instead
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Yuen Herng: Ii kor Ju Beng...hou fai(nonsensical) wor
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Yuen Herng is talking about Mousehunt with Chun Tat : I still haven’t get the rabbit mask...
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While talking about Korean stuff..
Yuen Herng who was playing blackjack chips in: Full House is the best! Just watch that one enough.
Kristal: That’s the only one you watched right?
Yuen Herng: I’m watching My Girl..but... not so good
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Wen Peng: ..Seoul Incheon airport, world’s best airport
Yuen Herng chips in again: Should visit Full House! Very near the airport!
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Yuen Herng gaining more money from BlackJack : Nothing is impossible! Just believe!
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Ju Beng: Can you fetch me ?
Yuen Herng: Where you live ar? I’m a bit ..out of petrol
Others: *swt*
theFLOWERSdied @ 6:30 AM!!
12 February 2010
Eu Jin: I got the urge to eat this sugar..
Yuen Herng: I can tell you all the good places to sleep in uni..The library and the CSU room, got bed wan.
Sue Anne: I want to go to toilet
Kar Wei: Cold storage also got toilet
Kristal: Ya got cold toilet
Kar Wei and Eu Jin sticks out the L signal with their hands
Michele: Eh look at his shoes. It is still muddy.
Yuen Herng: That is because I haven't ..[polish] yet.
Michele: Ya ya ya
Michele: Last time, my cousin told me that the best photos are candid ones.
Michele points camera at Wen Peng
Wen Peng poses with his ice cream
Michele: This guy is a poser
Eu Jin came out of Cold Storage with plastic bag in one hand and a box of Coke cans in the other
Yuen Herng: You look like going to a party (and starts to laugh syok sendiri-ly)
Yuen Herng: You got see the cat in 1u? So chau yong. Eh Michele, you got take a photo of that cat or not?
Michele: No
Yuen Herng: Got the cat you don't want take. Such things... (points to the floor) you want to take.
Newest slangs by Yuen Herng: Highly recommended, jobless
Yuen Herng: (lying on the bench and shaking the bamboo poles) Eh can move wan wei this one!
Michele Ng: Now only you realise ar
Yuen Herng: Jobless la
Michele Kuah: Eh! Everything jobless wan
Unknown 1: That guy is gay already ar..You see his facebook status...with another guy
Unknown 2: Yalor, you all la...always call him pondan..see what happen now
Wen Peng: I didn't call him that (walks away)
Yuen Herng: I also didn't call him that (walks away leaving behind Chun Tat)
Chun Tat: ...Then you think I got call him meh?!
theFLOWERSdied @ 5:46 AM!!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Behold the latest funny book kayu edition..thanks to fiona wan for mentioning and requesting for something to be written in the funny book.
some quotes might not be accurate but...at least it still has entertainment value XD haha
3...2...1..go~
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Wen Peng: ..I prefer moderate girls.
Ian: You like Mongolian girls?
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Li Ann: (worried face) Michele, you lost weight.
Michele: I didn’t lose any weight also, is it you all got bigger?
Eu Jin: Wah..(counts number of people). One stone kill all the birds.
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Wen Peng: Eh Michele, what are you doing now?
Michele: I’m sitting down.
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Yuen Herng: Eh Michele, where are you now?
Michele: In kayu. (note: we were all in kayu btw)
Yuen Herng : I mean, where are you studying?
Michele: Be more specific la.
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About to leave..
Yuen Herng to Ian: Fly to Sydney, can meet you
Ian: I’m in Tasmania la brother
Yuen Herng: Never mind, can take one hour ferry ride there
Ian: One hour? Twelve hours la..is like here to East Malaysia
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Kristal:(looking inside the cold storage) Oh look! Kayu got their own ice cream
Wen Peng: That is their wet tissue..
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Thinking of location for next meetup...
Li Ann: Can you suggest a place to eat?
Yuen Herng: Cheap, moderate or expensive?
Kristal: Cheap
Yuen Herng: Chap fan!
Kristal: Cheap moderate?
Yuen Herng: KFC
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At secret recipe which was were we ended up going..
Li Ann: That person is very godly..
Michele: Broccoli?
Li Ann: I prefer cauliflower
Michele to Kristal: Cauli?
Kristal: Godly
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theFLOWERSdied @ 2:11 AM!!
Monday, December 28, 2009
sausage with fish roe inside :>
theFLOWERSdied @ 3:10 AM!!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
So, this blog has been in comma for like...quite a long time. I know, I'm bad at up keeping stuff and being very consistent.
Anyway, whenever you come to this blog because you wonder if Kristal or Michele has updated anything about their lives (mostly michele will do it) etc etc and other stuff like more funny convos that Kristal has found and more weird stuff I do >.<;;; ........... but found no new updates *boo hoo*, fear not for I shall give you a site that has been my obsession lately and I hope that you will be entertained just as much as this blog did in the past and present and future. (i wish i can crap so much like this for my assignments ..gah)
Yeah. I have a list of themes I need to complete drawing and I update that place and visit that place more than I visit Facebook these days so, you will get to see new stuff almost every week. K...I just realised that I update that place every week ...what a realization WHEEEE wtv.
Just so you loyal (hmmm), nice readers out there who have been coming here so often and are about to give up or have already given up...I am really sorry to disappoint you for all those times.
I hope that my gallery in dA will be good entertainment :D
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XDDD took such a long time to reply :D
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