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Funny Book Fiona's birthday version

2010-03-23T08:19:00.000-07:00

20 March 2010

This funny book post is dedicated to Fiona Wan for her birthday :)

While walking, a big black dog was right in front of Li Ann when she turned her head back to the front..

Li Ann : OH MY GOSH!

Dog’s owner: (a bit stunned by Li Ann) It doesn’t affect anyone.

Fiona: HAHAHA! Can you put that in the funny book?

—

Fiona says that the big black dog is near

Li Ann: Oh my gosh!

Li Ann sees that the dog is a few metres away: Cheh

__

Li Ann: (pokes Eu Jin’s tummy) Quite hard

Later..

Li Ann: (pokes Shamus’s tummy) This one quite soft

Shamus : *swt face*

Fiona: ??

Eu Jin: Talking about density....

—

Eu Jin: (singing some song)

Kristal: Is that snsd?

Fiona: I’ve listened to that song a zillion times

Kristal: From where?

Fiona: From him.

—

Li Ann: I want to explore your(Fiona’s new Prada) bag.

Shamus: Explore ar, go to Narnia

Li Ann: I long time never hang out with you already..so lame

—

Kristal: So long the front of the (BMW convertible) car.

Eu Jin: My car

Shamus: (Bending his back) *Cough*

—

Cool sports car(same one) opens its boot and top by itself.

Fiona: Let’s stand next to the cool car.

Li Ann: Yeah. So the coolness can be osmosis-ing to us right…

Kristal: Really cool meh? (puts hand out and flaps to feel whether got cool air coming from the car air cond)

—

Eu Jin: Who’s being lame now?

Shamus : (in one cough) Eu Jin.

—

Fiona: Everyone asks me to do something crazy.

Li Ann: So, what are you doing after this?

Fiona: Going home.

—

Seeing a few children holding a bunch of balloons..

Li Ann: Let’s go steal their balloons..

A bunch of balloons start going up in the sky..

Li Ann: Ahh! So wasted.

Eu Jin: They heard Li Ann’s plan so rather than letting her have it...

—

On Bondi Beach

Li Ann: (King Julien’s voice) Let’s go touch the water.

Funny Book CNY version

2010-03-23T06:30:00.000-07:00

20/2/2010

While playing mah-jong..

Wen Peng: Your grandmother want to play?

Kar Wei: If she play, sat sei you all

—

Wen Peng explaining mah-jong to Kristal..

Kristal: (listens)...Oh

Kristal: (listens some more)...Oh

Kar Wei: (speaking out of experience) She say Oh Oh but she don’t understand anything you said

—

Ju Beng who just arrived approaches Yuen Herng..

Yuen Herng: How are you brother?

Ju Beng: You owe me ten bucks.

Yuen Herng opens his wallet..and not having ten bucks, takes out a Singapore note instead

—

Yuen Herng: Ii kor Ju Beng...hou fai(nonsensical) wor

—

Yuen Herng is talking about Mousehunt with Chun Tat : I still haven’t get the rabbit mask...

—

While talking about Korean stuff..

Yuen Herng who was playing blackjack chips in: Full House is the best! Just watch that one enough.

Kristal: That’s the only one you watched right?

Yuen Herng: I’m watching My Girl..but... not so good

—

Wen Peng: ..Seoul Incheon airport, world’s best airport

Yuen Herng chips in again: Should visit Full House! Very near the airport!

—

Yuen Herng gaining more money from BlackJack : Nothing is impossible! Just believe!

—

Ju Beng: Can you fetch me ?

Yuen Herng: Where you live ar? I’m a bit ..out of petrol

Others: *swt*

Funny Book Ikea version

2010-03-23T05:46:00.000-07:00

12 February 2010

Eu Jin: I got the urge to eat this sugar..

Yuen Herng: I can tell you all the good places to sleep in uni..The library and the CSU room, got bed wan.

Sue Anne: I want to go to toilet
Kar Wei: Cold storage also got toilet

Kristal: Ya got cold toilet
Kar Wei and Eu Jin sticks out the L signal with their hands

Michele: Eh look at his shoes. It is still muddy.

Yuen Herng: That is because I haven't ..[polish] yet.
Michele: Ya ya ya

Michele: Last time, my cousin told me that the best photos are candid ones.

Michele points camera at Wen Peng

Wen Peng poses with his ice cream
Michele: This guy is a poser

Eu Jin came out of Cold Storage with plastic bag in one hand and a box of Coke cans in the other

Yuen Herng: You look like going to a party (and starts to laugh syok sendiri-ly)

Yuen Herng: You got see the cat in 1u? So chau yong. Eh Michele, you got take a photo of that cat or not?
Michele: No
Yuen Herng: Got the cat you don't want take. Such things... (points to the floor) you want to take.

Newest slangs by Yuen Herng: Highly recommended, jobless

Yuen Herng: (lying on the bench and shaking the bamboo poles) Eh can move wan wei this one!

Michele Ng: Now only you realise ar

Yuen Herng: Jobless la
Michele Kuah: Eh! Everything jobless wan

Unknown 1: That guy is gay already ar..You see his facebook status...with another guy

Unknown 2: Yalor, you all la...always call him pondan..see what happen now

Wen Peng: I didn't call him that (walks away)
Yuen Herng: I also didn't call him that (walks away leaving behind Chun Tat)
Chun Tat: ...Then you think I got call him meh?!

funny book kayu edition

2010-01-31T02:11:00.000-08:00

Behold the latest funny book kayu edition..thanks to fiona wan for mentioning and requesting for something to be written in the funny book.

some quotes might not be accurate but...at least it still has entertainment value XD haha

3...2...1..go~

Wen Peng: ..I prefer moderate girls.

Ian: You like Mongolian girls?

—

Li Ann: (worried face) Michele, you lost weight.

Michele: I didn’t lose any weight also, is it you all got bigger?

Eu Jin: Wah..(counts number of people). One stone kill all the birds.

Wen Peng: Eh Michele, what are you doing now?

Michele: I’m sitting down.

—

Yuen Herng: Eh Michele, where are you now?

Michele: In kayu. (note: we were all in kayu btw)

Yuen Herng : I mean, where are you studying?

Michele: Be more specific la.

—

About to leave..

Yuen Herng to Ian: Fly to Sydney, can meet you

Ian: I’m in Tasmania la brother

Yuen Herng: Never mind, can take one hour ferry ride there

Ian: One hour? Twelve hours la..is like here to East Malaysia

Kristal:(looking inside the cold storage) Oh look! Kayu got their own ice cream

Wen Peng: That is their wet tissue..

Thinking of location for next meetup...

Li Ann: Can you suggest a place to eat?

Yuen Herng: Cheap, moderate or expensive?

Kristal: Cheap

Yuen Herng: Chap fan!

Kristal: Cheap moderate?

Yuen Herng: KFC

—

At secret recipe which was were we ended up going..

Li Ann: That person is very godly..

Michele: Broccoli?

Li Ann: I prefer cauliflower

Michele to Kristal: Cauli?

Kristal: Godly

sausage

2009-12-28T03:10:00.001-08:00

sausage with fish roe inside :>

hmmm

2009-12-19T08:50:00.000-08:00

So, this blog has been in comma for like...quite a long time. I know, I'm bad at up keeping stuff and being very consistent.

Anyway, whenever you come to this blog because you wonder if Kristal or Michele has updated anything about their lives (mostly michele will do it) etc etc and other stuff like more funny convos that Kristal has found and more weird stuff I do >.<;;; ........... but found no new updates *boo hoo*, fear not for I shall give you a site that has been my obsession lately and I hope that you will be entertained just as much as this blog did in the past and present and future. (i wish i can crap so much like this for my assignments ..gah)

Behold...a new link to a page: http://pickery.deviantart.com/

Yeah. I have a list of themes I need to complete drawing and I update that place and visit that place more than I visit Facebook these days so, you will get to see new stuff almost every week. K...I just realised that I update that place every week ...what a realization WHEEEE wtv.

Just so you loyal (hmmm), nice readers out there who have been coming here so often and are about to give up or have already given up...I am really sorry to disappoint you for all those times.

I hope that my gallery in dA will be good entertainment :D

Grapes

2009-12-19T08:49:00.000-08:00

XDDD took such a long time to reply :D

egg

2009-11-19T00:43:00.000-08:00

why not try it on an egg ;)

2009-09-27T05:56:00.000-07:00

I really wanna try this out on a watermelon or a pumpkin ^^

EA games

2009-09-22T05:45:00.000-07:00

whispers; Challenge Everything

eye

2009-09-20T08:58:00.000-07:00

In reply to the needle picture XD sorry for the late one kris ^^

Funny Book Pei Qing edition

2009-09-04T22:21:00.000-07:00

1/7/2009

Pei Qing: So cute the (dented)rubbish bin. Like in sesame street.

Pei Qing: So cute the house. Like Polly pocket

Chicco: Where are you taking the bus?
Kristal: Redfern park
Chicco: (gasp)
Pei Qing: Never mind. We will..(fighting stance)
Chicco to Kristal: She doesn’t look very defensive.

2/7/2009

Chinese guy: (asking for directions) Which way should I do? Go?

Kristal: Why are you smiling?
Li Ann: I’m looking at the flowers (in Pei Qing’s hairband)

Random smiley old man: (turns around and waves)Hello (walks away)

Pei Qing: I hope nobody throw the rubbish bin. Nobody throw right?
Kristal: Why would they throw?
Pei Qing: cos its so dented

Pei Qing: (after taking picture) Yay
Kristal: Haha you are like me, always say ‘yay’ after taking pictures

Li Ann: The ambiguous sin is coming...

Li Ann: I don’t know if my brother wants cupcake or not. (calls brother) Hello. I’m at cupcakes. Do you want cupcakes? No? Ok bye.

Pei Qing: (for each sandstone building she sees)What building is that? So nice
Kristal: You really like brown buildings eh

Pei Qing: Our cupcakes all brown.

Li Ann: I’ve never heard Pei Qing talking so much about brown.

Li Ann: (smelling Barbie 101 perfume) It smells nice. It’s not a childish smell.

Revolving doors
Kristal: Let’s go round
Li Ann: Let’s get out
Pei Qing: Dizzy already

Funny Book UNSW edition

2009-08-26T02:51:00.000-07:00

Funny Book UNSW edition

1/7/2009
Phone on loudspeaker in call with Li Ann
Shamus: Hello
Li Ann: Hello
Shamus: Guess who
Li Ann: Err..I don’t know
Shamus: Its Shamus
Li Ann: Are you serious?

Kristal: So cold this lift
Fiona: Oh cos of the lights right?
Kristal: Huh? You mean the lights give off coldness...?
Fiona: I thought you said ‘cool’

Kristal pretending to read book seriously for photographic purposes but ending up laughing
Eu Jin: So funny meh..reading comic book ar?

Fiona: You joined ARC right?
Shamus: Yea
Fiona: Cos I saw the bag (with ARC logo)..Is it useful?
Shamus: Yea, I bring it to the gym.
Fiona: I meant ARC.
Shamus: Be more specific la!

Pei Qing: (trying to open luggage to get medicine)
Fiona to Eu Jin: Go to sleep la.
Eu Jin: By the time she find it, I already fall asleep.

Eu Jin: How long until the medicine takes effect?
Pei Qing: Half an hour. It last for ten hours.
Eu Jin: So I’ll feel better after ten hours?

Pei Qing: Guess which one is my bag.
Li Ann: I know your bag got sticker one so that one (points to Eu Jin’s bag cos Pei Qing’s bag sticker is behind)

Fiona: Oh the library the floor very nice. We should go there.
After going out of the library..
Kristal: Eh, I don’t remember seeing any nice floor in the library.
Pei Qing: Ya lor
Fiona: Oh I meant that the third floor is very nice.

Fiona: Did you smell the horse smell on the way to uni?
Pei Qing: No
Fiona: Okay, after we'll take you to smell it.

Kristal: (taking and rowing pool stick) Dayung sampan

Do you want me to post pictures?

comics again

2009-08-04T05:29:00.000-07:00

This was what happened at a bead shop in Petaling Street (except for the part where a girl points a gun k..that is OBVIOUSLY not true). Ah well...the last picture is the bracelet i wanted to learn from that shop. Yes it is Swarovski crystals...real one. If anyone wants me to make this (with real or fake crystals) just let me know...and NO it isn't free. Hohoho...

Needle

2009-07-31T04:10:00.001-07:00

NEEDLEss to say..

comic post full name

2009-07-14T03:16:00.001-07:00

Please don't call my full name orz thank you T.T

2009-07-14T03:15:00.000-07:00

Rambutan~~~~

harbour

2009-07-06T21:25:00.000-07:00

let's continue with h for harbour!

roti canai desu

2009-07-03T23:41:00.000-07:00

I am roti canai*

That was what Yuen Herng said in Form 5 last time. Hahaha.

assignments and exam

2009-06-28T23:15:00.000-07:00

Lesson learnt: I realised that no matter how much I scream at my assignment and exams, nothing seem to happen. And...when you complain to someone, they have no comments. Hahahaha...

2009-06-28T23:12:00.000-07:00

gingerbread man

2009-06-23T03:18:00.000-07:00

2009-06-23T01:55:00.000-07:00

drawer

2009-06-15T18:51:00.001-07:00

2009-06-15T06:21:00.001-07:00

egg

2009-06-15T01:53:00.000-07:00

2009-06-14T02:50:00.000-07:00

keyboard

2009-06-14T02:28:00.000-07:00

2009-06-14T01:57:00.000-07:00

cloud

2009-06-13T06:03:00.000-07:00

Newspaper Clipping

2009-06-01T08:28:00.000-07:00

I didnt know we can do this online. I made my own newspaper clipping >.<;;; Please read content LOL! Yeah stress is so cool man!

To go check out this swt stuff hahaha : http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

hehe have fun ;)

In class...

2009-04-30T07:24:00.000-07:00

This incident really happened in psychology lecture. HAHAHAHAHAHA...if simin ever reads this..yes that curly hair girl is you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....it was funny and cute to me cuz he really really did quickly look at his book after I pointed at him.

Anyway, just to let readers/viewers know... I stopped drawing for a long time so this drawing is below my usual standards. Sorry for the badly drawn piece but I will do better the next round ;)

What is the chicken standing on? (2)

2009-04-25T16:43:00.000-07:00

My apologies for keeping you in suspense. With no further ado, I present the answer for pop quiz number 2.

I have to admit. I myself do not know what that is. It is open to your own interpretation.

98 truth about myself

2009-04-16T06:29:00.000-07:00

98 truth about myself

1. Last beverage - Milo
2. Last phone call - No one called me
3. Last text message - Mish senpai
4. Last song you listened to - Hot and Cold by Katy Pery
5. Last time you cried - I don't remember
6. Dated someone twice - Yeah, Mish senpai
7. Been cheated on? - By a friend
8. Kissed someone and regretted it? - I don't regret kissing my parents
9. Lost someone special? - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA tell me about it
10. Been depressed? - Often
11. Been drunk? - I want to try it one day

List Three Favourite colours:

12. White
13. Black
14. Gold

This Year have you:

15. Made new friends - You see them often in uni
16. Fallen out of love - Nope
17. Laughed until you cried - Yes
18. Met someone who changed you - Yes
19. Found out who your true friends were - Yeah
20. Found out someone was talking about you - Everyone gets talked about
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list - *Gasps* NOPE
22. How many kids do you want to have? - None is possible
23. Do you have any pets? - House flies, lizards, bats and cockroaches?
24. Do you want to change your name? - I did consider that
25. What did you do for your last birthday? - The usual
26. What time did you wake up today? - 7am
27. What were you doing at midnight last night? - rolling in bed
28. Name something you CANNOT wait for - My friends weddings
29. Last time you saw your father - He is just outside my room
30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? - My past
31. What are you listening to right now? - Music accompanied with tv sounds
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? - Nope
33. What's getting on your nerves right now? - Jrn assignment
34. What's your real name? - Is this a trick question?
35. Relationship status - Single, available but not searching
36. Zodiac sign- Gemini
37. Male or female - I am really killing time with this
38. Elementary - I went to a few?
39. Middle school - Taman Megah
40. High school - Taman Sea
41. Hair colour - Black
42. Long or short - Short
43. Height - around 5'1' or 5'2'
44. Do you have a crush on someone? - I doubt it
45. What do you like about yourself? - I like myself for liking manga and anime
46. Piercings - One hole on each side and planing to get more
47. Tattoos - What about moles? I have lots of them!
48. Righty or lefty? - Trying to be both

Firsts:
49. First surgery - Form 3
50. First piercing - Somewhere in high school
51. First tattoo - LOL
52. First best friend - She played a phone trick on me
53. First sport you joined - Badminton
54. First pet - Turtles
55. First vacation - Singapore?
56. First concert - Planetshakers
57. First crush - Some guy who pulled me around church when I was small
58. First alcohol drink - Some red wine wait but some chinese cooking has wine in it

Right now:
59. Eating - Planning to eat chocolates
60. Drinking - Saliva
61. I'm about to - Get some chocolates
62. Listening to - Can they stop asking this kind of question?
63. Waiting for - An adventure

Your Future:
64. Wnat kids? - Adoptive kids? Yeah.
65. Want to get married? - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
66. Career in mind? - A few in mind

Which is better with them?(who is the them?):
67. Lips or eyes? - Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses? - Hugs
69. Shorter or taller? - Taller
70. Older or younger? - Older
71. Romantic or spontaneous - Spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms - Nice stomach
73. Tattoos or piercings - Piercing
74. Sensitive or loud - What about mysterious?
75. Hook-up or relationship - O.o?
76. Trouble maker or hesitant - Trouble maker

Have you ever:
77. Kissed a stranger - Hello, this is not France
78. Drank hard liquor straight - I wish I could
79. Lost glasses/ contacts - Nope
80. Sex on first date - Nope
81. Broken someone's heart - Let's not talk about it
82. Had your own heart broken - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
83. Been arrested? - Not yet.
84. Turned someone down - Pity those people
85. Cried when someone died - ...
86. Liked a friend that is a girl - I like all my girl friends...what kind of like is this?

Do you believe in:
87. Yourself - o.o
88. Miracles - Yeah
89. Love at first sight - No way
90. Heaven - Yeah
91. Santa Claus - Maybe
92. Kissing on the first date - Nope
93. Angels - Yeah

Answer truthfully:
94. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - Yeah
95. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? - Nah
96. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever? - Friendship yes...relationship is another story altogether
97. What's the one thing you cannot live without? - God
98. Posting this as 98 truths? - This makes me wanna cross my fingers

Taken from Jeanee's blog...her post is 100 truths but she left out number 22 and 35. LOL! :p So, I changed it to 98.

This post is done because I enjoy procrastinating.

Layout Change

2009-04-15T03:13:00.000-07:00

Thank you Kristal for taking the time to change this layout. It is pretty isn't it? XD

chicken

2009-04-11T16:10:00.000-07:00

Answer to the pop quiz : Its standing on a girl with a gun pointed at you !

Second pop quiz: What is this chicken standing on?

50 random things

2009-03-26T09:57:00.000-07:00

50 random words and my thoughts on them...

1) Beer: tastes like butter and honey (that is what i thought)

2) Food: that are nice to look at doesn't mean they are tasty

3) Relationships: are interesting when you are the observer ;)

4) Your crush: is a nice guy whom everyone thinks that he is bad

5) Power Rangers: reminds me of pink colour

6) Life: is very arty

7) The President: has my support in making the world a better place (at the moment)

8) Yummy: SHIROTA YUU

9) Cars: are damn cool if it is a Japanese brand or a sports car...mini coopers are nice too

10) Movies: and popcorns are one of my happy things

11) Halloween: is craving pumpkin day!!! AND AND L'S BIRTHDAY~~~

12) Sex: gender? (i doubt my innocence)

13) Religion: make sense to I am living here

14) Hate: him no more ;) ah hate assignments!

15) Fear: of being in a relationship

16) Marriage: is such a serious relationship

17) Blondes: guys? OMG YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW.. THAT SHOW GOT ONE BLONDE GUY..HIS HAIR IS NEARLY WHITE...I LIKE I LIKE!!! KYAAAA~~~~~~~~

18) Slippers: my toes like them

19) Shoes: will be what I will collect if ever I am rich

20) Asians: Ryan Higa?

21) Pass time: by doing art stuff or playing piano

22) One night stand: always reminds me to coat hangers for some reason

23) My cell phone: is always turned off way before I go to bed (please take note)

24) Smoke: reminds me of this convo:-

Ju Beng: I have...*whispers* tried one puff
Xin Yi: WAH don't need to whisper wan...

25) Fantasy: my only place I run to when I was very depressed

26) College: the people there are like family

27) High school life: love the people but hate the life

28) Pajamas: I wear normal clothes to sleep

29) Stars: gives me hope and makes me very happy like rainbows ^^

30) Center: middle?

31) Alcohol: something that I will befriend in the future

32) The word love: makes no sense to me in any boy girl relationship

33) Friends: make my life a wonderful journey to travel and most of them are weird (I LIKEY!)

34) Money: is something you collect until you are able to fill your bathtub and then dive into it

35) Heartache: is when someone destroys my art...be it a slight bend or tear

36) Time: should freeze NOW

37) Divorce: gradually increases when women start standing up for their rights

38) Dogs: likes sniffing under my skirt for some reason :/

39) Undies: should try buying colourful ones for a change

40) Parents: are the only people on earth that truly loves me endlessly

41) Babies: lift our unhappiness away

42) Ex: haven't had one and do not intend to have one

43) Song: is something that motivates me to get either an mp3 or ipod

44) Colour: i love all colours...i really do

45) Weddings: is something I love to see and that happens to others

46) Pizza: reminds me of football match

47) Hangout: seldom do that nowadays...looks like i am on my way to becoming an otaku?!

48) Rest: is something I wish I can have every day, every moment for my whole life...sounds like I am a lazy person

49) Goal: is when the neighbour opposite my house shouts some happy shouts during the World Cup season

50) Inspiration: comes from the heart

Original Recipe

2009-03-26T00:03:00.000-07:00

Till the next comic, here is Li Ann's chicken for those who missed it PokPoKpOk

Pop quiz: Guess what the chicken is standing on.

Funny Book comics

2009-03-13T23:14:00.000-07:00

Reference: The girl is Li Ann and the clueless guy is Eric. Yes, that is his hairstyle now. The guy dancing tango is Li Ann's ... whoever she wants it to be :p

And in the real setting, Li Ann wasn't going to fall down a flight of stairs.

Reference: The guy folding the paper and the tall guy is Jeremy. The short one is Yuen Herng.

Note: There is another conversation I was suppose to do and it was suppose to be here too but... mood haven't collide with forehead yet. However, the rough sketch for it has been done. Anyway, people out there (those who has read funny book and followed them), if you want a certain conversation or a few conversations to be put into a comic strip like above, please let me know in the cbox or msn or email or postcard or youtube or advertisement on newspaper or advertisement on the billboards or send through postman or ..... write it on paper, fold it into a paper aeroplane, throw it and hope that it reaches me.

Thanks for reading :)

Ants

2009-02-28T08:14:00.000-08:00

Alright...here is an exaggerated part of funny book but the ants did attack Pei Qing. Yes for some people's sake (hinting Rafiq) here is the reference for the characters in the comic :-

Pei Qing: The girl with a pony tail / The girl with the flower dress / The ant victim girl

Kristal: The girl next to Pei Qing most of the time / The short hair girl / The girl who drew the cat / The girl who doesn't seem to talk much here

Miss Anne: The lady with curly hair / The spectacles lady

The guy who got caught by Miss Anne is an unknown person or rather, the artist created that guy.

Ants: The black thing on the bottle / The black dots on the table

Spectators : Everyone.

Yeah...until I have successfully found a scanner, I will scan this comic and post it here...err cuz it looks nicer when it is scan than using camera. (Like very desperate to show this comic =.=;;;)

Enjoy~~~

Another side

2009-01-14T07:15:00.000-08:00

Another side

I am doing this 365 days project thing which was suppose to start like about 14 days ago. This project thing is where bloggers (like me) post at least one photo a day.

Look at this:

http://photojojo.com/content/tutorials/project-365-take-a-photo-a-day/

for more information.

So, I started another blog for this. I am not too happy with the layout.

http://thousandwordssaid.blogspot.com/

Funny Book Comic

2008-12-19T19:11:00.000-08:00

Hey I'm back *dodges tomatoes and fruits* ...eggs are too expensive to throw right
So this is the funny book comic dedicated to Pei Qing for her birthday! And for everyone to read. Click on it to see the full sized image. Enjoy reading!

photofunia

2008-11-09T03:56:00.000-08:00

Photofunia~!

I got addicted to it on the day it was introduced to me by Yee Hwa. Hehe...she got addicted to it too once Karie told her about it. Hehehe...so yeah. I was hoping to do this whenever I take the camera and 'pika pika' by myself. Finally~~~~tada~~~!!! So for those out there who has lots of pictures of themselves and have nothing to do with it...why not try Photofunia ^^!

The sample pictures :-

Road side advert

Man on ladder

An outlet poster

Side walk advert

Sketched portrait

Pink shop photo

Ka-ching, ka-chang, ka-chingky ching chang~

Magazine cover

In memory of

Busy airport

What are they staring at?

Huh?

Art gallery

Colourful pictures

City information =.=;

Primary colours

Just google Photofunia and it will take you to their homepage.

Funny Book Australia edition part 2

2008-10-10T00:12:00.000-07:00

Funny Book Australia edition part 2

29 September 2008 A visit to the Art Gallery

walking through Hyde Park...
Kristal: I got bread we can feed the birds
Li Ann: When you do, I'm not going anywhere near you (for fear of flocking birds)

We went in to the old art section first.
Fiona: Doesn't that look like a guy?(we can tell its a woman by the way she dress)
Li Ann: I always wanted to wear those kind of dress when I was young....
Fiona: You can wear for your wedding.

Looking at tiny painting...
Kristal: I think they used magnifying glass.
Fiona: Magnifying glass to paint?

Looking at horse with rider painting...
Kristal: How did they paint it?
Fiona : Maybe a guy model for it(puts hands up to copy the guy's action)
Kristal: Yea but how bout the horse. Its moving. I don't think the horse will stay still for the artist to paint.
Li Ann: The front legs look wrong
We all stare at it some more...
Kristal : Maybe that's why..

we went down and looked at children's paintings...
Li Ann looking at portrait of a child's mother as drawn by the child: The mother looks ugly

Kristal: Oh look! Picasso!
We stare at it a few seconds...

Fiona: I don't get Picasso

We went to Botanical gardens and saw a duck at the pool swimming away when it saw us.
Li Ann: Why is this duck so lonely? Go join the other ducks

We sat at a bus stop waiting for the rain to stop. Fiona decided to test whether its still raining or not by putting her hand out and feeling..
Kristal: After the bus come and stop ar
Fiona quickly puts her hand down.

While walking, Fiona was talking about something...
Li Ann: Wild boar
Kristal:??
(Li Ann actually referring to statue)

When crossing the road..
Kristal: So much sky
Fiona turns her head to look
Li Ann: Someone died?

birthday post (mng)

2008-10-03T05:40:00.000-07:00

PRESENTING~~~~~~~ MICHELE NG'S BELATED BIRTHDAY PICTURE DEDICATION

Let's say hello to little bunnies made from a fruit...

Uh rabbit...Well, it was hard to make the ears nice especially without scissors. I mean we can't just simply use a scissors to cut it right? Who knows if there are some tiny flakes of rust on it and etc.

I chose this plate because it was the only floral plate I have and that is foundable.

Idea is inspired by Getbackers the anime version where Ginji was admitted to the hospital and Akabane made this for him. It is also inspired by Death Note vol. 13 where Misa made it for Ryuk the Shinigami and he couldn't eat it. (see the benefits of anime-ing and manga-ing? XD)

If you noticed there are 7 rabbits and generally when people cut apples, there is an even number of cuttings ( I guess)...in this case...one of the rabbit had weird coloured ears and horribly cut ears...yeah...

So, people...even though rabbit apples have no difference in taste when compared to the normally cut apples, I believe that this would somehow inspire some of you to go try cutting it?
Anyway, just go try it.

XD Once again...Happy Belated Birthday Mish!

(p/s: she said she likes it :) phew~~:D)

Getbackers

2008-09-29T07:35:00.000-07:00

I don't know why but I have been fascinated by anime and manga ever since the beginning of this year. So, I will be drawing them quite often and I think I should start uploading pictures to deviantart instead of stuffing them all here XD. Introducing Getbackers :~ ;;;; ;;; ;;;;;;;; ; *swt*

Natsumi - the waitress

Kazuki - a guy who looks like a girl which is what the artist intended it to be
I dedicate this picture to Karie-chan XD!

Ginji - he is a nice person

Ban - a pervert guy but I love his friendship with Ginji...not the gay kind...the really friends kind k...

Akabane - some mysterious guy who keeps smiling and enjoys killing people
Some guy by the name of Luc likes him very much~~! Dedicated to you then XD

Makubex - computer genius guy

Himiko - uh, I dont like her short pants...that is why I didnt draw it here

Hevn - ah yeah...she is always exposed but not in the anime *phew*

Shido - I dont really fancy him though =(

Copied this from the manga

another one...it is a continuation

Infinite Castle residences

That is the end of the tour for this series. I am so interested in Lucky Star now, thanks to Karie-chan and Vampire Knight is nice for the art *must draw one day* and I guess that is all for now. Michele Ng, I am still thinking of what picture to dedicate to you for your bithday presento...=)

Finally~~~

2008-09-18T20:36:00.000-07:00

FINALLY~~~ I think Mozilla Firefox likes blogger dashboard! Alright, here are some things I did...Let's meet some of my uni friends XD!

Si-min. She loves, loves...(is there another better word than love?) AKAME from Kat-Tun. Go check out that Japanese boy band!

Anusha. Her favourite new words are 'Baka', 'Iko', 'Urusai', some chipmunk version of schizophrenia and...it is endless, seriously =.=; XD

Rita. She is from Indonesia :)

Angeline. Has the same Dell laptop as mine but her doesn't seem to crash so many times. Haha.

Sha-lene. Started the Only Child (O.C.) group on facebook.

Lau....something something >.<; But I normally call him Lau or 'boyfriend' if he calls me 'girlfriend'. Every girl is his 'girlfriend' at this rate he is going. XD

Joanne. She has nice curls and a very sweet look :D.

Kaireen. Good sense of fashion and is a part time model. Has an online blog shop and LOVES to shop online be it window shopping or the buying shopping.

Jean Ee. She is a funny girl. There was once she wore bikini cuz her clean undergarments were still wet. Hahaha..XD She is cute ^^

Esther. She is very reliable when it comes to assignments and studies. I didn't know she likes to read manga and read Harry Potter fanfics...too~~!!! Yay! High 5!

Poh Sim. Just like Kaireen, has an online blog shop and loves to shop online. Loves watches...

Some random girl that is suppose to look like me but I doubt it does XD.

Taken the Lrt and passed by Pasar Seni before? I love the drain wall there! They used to have one big patch of beautiful grafiti but now it is painted with white paint. However, they started grafitizing it again! YAY! Ahh shh....don't say I support them ;)

Jean Ee asked the shopkeeper for the whole stack of this MarMee train thing. I wonder how is she doing with it now :D.

Chess set from Bali up close in Sha-lene's house.

The whole chess set. I am pretty sure Dr. Goh from Help Psychology Department would be interested in this XD.

Oh yes another drawing of Death Note. I am still practising on it. Recently, I have been drawing other anime/manga characters too~! This wasn't really well drawn :(

I found this beads interesting. Cat, cat paw, yarn and a book? I suppose...it says wish on a star (picture of a star).

Ah cute chair pendant! This would be first thing I so want to carve if ever I get my hands on wood and a carving tool.

Alright, that is the end of the stuff I did at the moment. Will update again with pictures!

2008-09-17T18:54:00.000-07:00

People spend tens or hundreds of thousand dollars to go to university and some even cross the oceans to be educated in a foreign land. For most of the students studying overseas, this would be the only opportunity for them to remain in another country for a long enough time in the name of education until it doesn't feel like a holiday anymore.

I was answering an online survey one day and one question asked "Why do you go to university?" and some of the options were:

I was interested in the subject and wanted to learn more
It is a requirement for my career
Family's expectation of you
It was the normal thing to do

Honestly, I thought long about it and I didn't really know the answer. It was a bit of everything so I ticked the last option.

But what is education?

"The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural
curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it
afterwards" ~Anatole France

“The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to
think - rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves,
than to load the memory with thoughts of other men.”~Bill Beattie

The default textbook answer would be to study or learn. But if we just needed theoretical knowledge, we could just go to the library. To which my friend replied "But the library doesn't give you accreditation"

It seems that education now is solely to prepare you for employment. After all, why do some parents object what their children want to pursue? Mostly because there is low pay or employability or maybe its not so professional and therefore less honourable. Occasionally, they would also discourage you to pursue studies which would lead you to a job that is really boring, for example an actuarist or an accountant from what I heard. It is good to note that they care about your wellbeing. However, what seems like a discouragement is actually a test of how determined you want to do what you want to do, that is if you already know what you want.

Have you ever felt like you want to study after an exam? You just developed a tiny interest in the subject but didn't bother continuing because it wouldn't count towards your grade anymore now that the exam is over?

Girl: How do you feel now that PMR is over?
Sanjay: I feel happy and yet sad because when I feel like studying, I realised there is nothing to study (for).

Sad, isn't it?

So, education has been defined as the awakening of the natural curiosity so that one would think for themselves, and as a result learn.

However, when I share my thoughts with my friends, this is what they say:

"Don't think so much. Your head will get too big...Isn't' it torturing?"
"Wah...but don't think too much wor"
"You are thinking too much"

If the aim of education is to make you think, why do people think that thinking is bad?

I once heard that people who live by the beach die younger because when they look at the ocean, they tend to contemplate a lot and get depressed. I don't know how true is it though. When people post their thoughts on their blogs, they are often labeled 'Emo'. It seems that many people assume that thinking too much will lead to depression. That really depends on what you think about. For me, I am enlightened when I think.

to be continued...

PS I am writing this because God has placed this very strong in my heart to share and has intensified that desire when I later received emails from my friends blaming the education system for their immaturity and saying that there is nothing much to look forward day after day. My mother also sent me an email stating that the reason Jews are so powerful is education. And also Michele was self-confessedly randomly mentioning of her laziness to update her blog.

Eyeing the Maiden of Season

2008-09-02T05:53:00.000-07:00

something abstract but not so abstract at the same time...

Funny Book Special Edition

2008-09-02T05:23:00.000-07:00

as promised..the funny book special edition in Australia!

21/7/2008

In Pancakes on The Rocks

when the pancakes arrived, almost everyone took out their cameras.

unknown: all the gadgets come out

Shamus: You all never eat pancakes before ar?

Ian Kam to Li Ann: Get some skin on your bones.(use knife to cut in the air) Only got air

Kristal: Thats because you're cutting air

Ian places knife above Li Ann's wrist

Li Ann: Kristal!Shamus pushes the knife lightly and got sauce on li ann's hand

Li Ann and Ian gets into a fight

Fiona Wan: Get a room la you two

Ian: Li Ann doesn't give tips. Nobody likes Li Ann.

Fiona: I like Li Ann.

Kristal: You mean the waiters and waitresses.

Ian places malaysian food flyer in the folder for paying bill

Fiona: let's run

At Hyde Park.

The airplane was writing something in the sky and we were trying to guess what word what is.

Ian: Write faster la

Melissa: Hey not easy to write in the sky la.

Fiona: Neck pain already

Li Ann or Fiona: We were skyping with Wen Peng and then we could hear Melissa snoring.

the things i do when uni started

2008-08-12T08:47:00.000-07:00

The things I do when uni started...

Remember the doll i did??? This is the one that has the same dressing as L. Oh well, I took him to class today! People, meet apple computer and something-like-L.

Yes, Sha-lene, the picture from your house...I love these fridge magnets...they are so cute!!! I must draw them one day. (P/s: art project!)

Something I found at a bench in uni. Yin Yin says that it is from Marmee. I want to fix somemore things like that!!!

Oh this is yeah...the apple of mac. I LOVE MAC COMPS cuz they are white and different than normal ones.

I tired tying the obi. It was suppose to be clam's mouth. Erm, I think something went wrong. According to Karie, I can like invent an obi tying thing. Still working out on that.

I found my small dice which i had when i was in Std 3. Hahahaha...i had a white one and yellow one but I don't remember where they went.

I managed to make a flower with ribbon. This is suppose to be an experiment. Hope to sell it during Comic Fiesta this year~!!!

not much arty things...

2008-07-28T06:30:00.000-07:00

Not much arty things...

I tried drawing some things again. Although they look a like, they are not. The gun picture is from a bag from Cleo magazine. I bought that magazine just for an article but to my dismay, it is totally inappropriate for my assignment. I just found that out today and I am so going to put my brain into the juicer in a few minutes time in order to get it done by today. Tomorrow I have got to meet a bunch of friends and I think I might make it in time XD.

Yeah, I am still facinated with kimonos and yukatas.

A modified version of the gun.

Guess where I got that from.

In the comming post, I shall post some special edition of funny book from Kristal.

Have you tried cutting your own hair?

2008-07-06T07:14:00.000-07:00

Have you tried cutting your own hair?

Hahahaha~! Today happens to be the first time in my life I had ever decided to cut my own hair. Not much hair was used during this experiment. I just cut my fringe. And yes, I do enjoy DIY all thanks to the petrol prices. I got my inspiration from there!

Alright...I didnt cut that much after all. but it is half of my fringe!

Tips for cutting your fringe (I did some research and watched a couple of YouTube vids for this)

1) Do not cut with your wet hair
2) Use a shart scissors
3) Make sure that the width of your fringe is in between your pupils
4) Cut vertically! In my first pic, I did it horizontally....and it turned out to be 'WAHAHAHA'...
5) And some hairstylist said to cut slowly

I guess that is about it. :D Now I can blow my fringe XD

What a weird post!

The things I do again

2008-06-29T03:19:00.000-07:00

I still get the "What have you been doing?" and "What are you doing now?" questions every now and then. Since I can't avoid it, I might as well blog about it so that when they do ask questions such as the above, or other versions of that question, I will be able to tell them off...

Example:

Unknown: What are you doing now?
Michele: Go read my blog, you lazy-blog-reader!!! Muahahahaha (jkjk)

.....Introducing The things I do again.....

(p/s: Dong, I hope you are reading this cuz there will be one part that might interest you :) )

I was trying to do finger puppets (inspired by Maxis Active 10) and I wanted to make this into a random character but somehow it has L's hair style.

I got fad up with sewing clothes for my fingers and decided to just draw them. From the thumb onwards is suppose to be L with tie, Misa Misa, Mikami, Light and Near. When I woke up the next morning, the drawings smeared and the ink somehow landed on my face...yeah, I had blue face.

This was what Ee Fei did in the bus. I guess it was inspired by me XD *perasaan*

Besides finger puppets, I tried making home "clay". Those were the first three stuff I made out of the "clay". L, cake and duck.

Then I made lots of things after that. Near, Mello, train, dice, bowl, heartshape, rose, cup, cross and chocolate. I regreted making this "clay" thing cuz they have some white moses on them now. I think I need to bake it.

This was how it looks like before I painted them.

The duck up close.

The cake with strawberry.

Comments by:

my mum: the cake looks like a duck (before it was painted)
my dad: eat full free (direct translation from hokkien)

Btw, my mum laughed when the "clay" attained some white moses =( *hmph* hahaha...

I want to thank Fiona Wan for getting this for me. And thanks to her, my fasination of Rubik's cube has grown drastically. =)

Lego. I really feel like a small kid wei....I must stop this!

Anyway, this is the double-storey house.

That is the garden area and the place where they have their meals. The setting is at the seaside.

This was suppose to be a shop but then it turned into a house with a kitchen.

DIY doll from Aus last last time...I found it when I was spring cleaning my room...ah spring cleaning is a much more matured activity I did so far. *....*

This is one of the first few arts I did before all those name nonsense doodling came about.

This is another one...Try looking for my chinese name - Wenli.

Oh I did one with all of 2 Kemboja's names in there but I forgot to upload it. Err...next time la XD

This is the evidence of me doing some matured activity.

Hahahaha.....I found this Barbie doll stuff...not so matured after all.

Shoes!!! I like that dark pink heels <3

(I dedicate this part to Dong and 2 Kemboja-rians)

When I was spring cleaning, I came upon something that was done in Form 2. It was in the begining of the year and there was not much to be done in class. So, I decided to write what was happening in class that day. It was a Tuesday on the 29th of April 2003. Sorry, no picture was taken...I forgot le. Err I don't like the way I wrote it but nevermind...And this was what the piece of paper said:

'When I came to school, I was looking for Lester. I didn't really look for him. I wasn't keen to look for Wai Yan. So, I talked to Fiona instead. Then, we took our bags and go up to class. The tables and chairs were weirdly arranged.

Sau Wuan gave moisturizer to every gurl in the class. How kind of her!!! Manimogan took has one...dunno how he got it. Isaac squirt some of the cream on the floor and Bradley stepped on it. This was what Bradley said, "My shoes are moisturized." Kristal and I ate chocolate...so did Poh Lynn. She ate with me in the toilet.

Kristal ate melted chocolate in class...anyway we borrowed a shirt from 'auntie' for Sherri. Sherri was really pissed off for sometime...by the way, the rest of the day was boring until now.' <----this whole part was written by me of a Form 2 standard.

This is what Dong wrote in the next paragraph ----> 'During Maths period...I asked Xin Hui, Zhi Ling and Jia Min a question "How to keep and IDIOT busy for 24 hours?" They went thinking of the answer...when I tell them the answer is "I'll tell you tomorrow..." they thought is I will tell you tomorrow...actually the IDIOT are them because they wll go back and think...think...think...ha...ha...ha...so fun fooling them!!!'

My part ---> ' Ahem...that was Poh Lynn...anyway, that was all for today...we went back home and lead our respective lives as a human and also earthling. We'll see each other tomorrow...'

Dong titled this "Fun and Boring Day!!!!!"

Gosh...that is such a weird article. So, to Xin Hui, Zhi Ling and Jia Min, Dong calls the three of you IDIOTs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....LOL I think she was joking...if anything right...the three of you can erm go after her ya. *Ngeh ngeh*

I did that for Yi Zhen. Not very nicely done but well....that was the first art with henna <----is that how it is spelled???

Yes, I do read Detective Conan. I like stories like that with crime scenes and mysteries to solve. All thanks to Fiona Wan again for getting me into this comic. Hahahaha...They are Heiji and Kazuha.

This isn't a very nice drawing. I like Ran more than Shinichi and Sonoko.

Kid the Phantom Thief...He looks like Shinichi to me. This is base on the 61st book.

I wanted to do scrapbooking so I decided to wash the pictures. I washed 793 pictures and had to pay RM317.20 Readers, you may all gasp in horror...with the petrol price rising, what the opposite-of-heaven is Michele doing with her money??!

I sew dolls. I know, there are some people out there who freaked out when they hear the word doll XD! I was talking about doll houses and they started telling me 1001 things about dolls with some scary notion related to them. Please, just leave dolls as they are and don't tell me all the scary stuff about them. Thank you very much.

I made them for a story cuz it was getting complicating. So, I needed some... people??? I dressed them up so that they will give me an idea about their character and personality. I know it is badly done but if you want me to make one for you, do let me know. Actually....I was planing to make some as birthday presents...WAKAKAKAKA....I don't care if they like it!

From the left of the viewers side, is suppose to be a cool guy but uh...my sewing is bad, next is a girl wearing something that looks like a Japanese clothes but it is not, I know, then this doll was suppose to be a maturedly dressed girl with pearl necklace but she has problems with the necklace, the fourth one is a cheery girl...hyper person and the last guy...........I really do like Death Note. Somehow, ciri-ciri DN will come in some where....

Thanks Fiona Teo and Fiona Wan for the jigsaw puzzle!!! Actually I didn't expect to get it, Fio Teo cuz I was thinking of some purple octopus or something that you were talking about. Hahaha~~! I feel so loved by the both of you <3>

Thanks for the present and erm girl...the price tag is still on them...blankly starring at me in the eye. Hahaha....it was funny though.

Thanks for reading! Please come again...

2008-06-14T09:18:00.000-07:00

Birthday wishes

Birthdays are supposed to be a very special day to practically everyone in general. However, to me, it happens to be a-not-so-special occasion for me. And one may ask, 'Why not?!' Well, it is because I do not like it - It is just like any other ordinary day. Anyway today seems to be a little different. I would want to list down the people who wished me and their messages here because, in a way, it changed my thoughts about disliking my birthdays.

Name: Ju Beng (was the first one)
Time: 00:20:29
Message:

"Hey hey, thought I had forgotten eh? But I have not. Happy Birthday!! Was going to wish u on9 but u r not on9. Was gonna call but couldn't get through. Have to resort to sending sms!!

Name: Pui Ling
Time: 01:15:40
Message:

"Happy birthday girl!! =)"

Name: Luc
Time: 08:17:05
Message:

"Happy birthday! I woke up early and walk in the beach jst nw"

Name: Yi Zhen
Time: 09:17;53
Message:

"Happy happy birthday michele! Have a blessed day k, Gbu:)"

Name: Jia Min
Time: 09:18:02
Message:

" Happy birthday! =D May God bless u alwiz."

Name: Kevin
Time:09:22:21
Message:

"Happy Birthdaaaaay! =) have a great one!"

Name: Kar Wei
Time: 09:51:53
Message:

"Happy birthday girl! :D hope you will have a great day today and all the best in near future. Best wishes. P/s: Any plans? Maybe we can go out for lunch or something? He he :D"

Name: Mechell
Time: 10:09:39
Message:

"Hey michele, happy 19th birthday :) have a great day :)"

Name: Pei Qing
Time: 10:33:34
Message:

"Hey, happy birthday! Omg.. One more year to the 20's. Reality is so harsh. Be happy always. :) have a nice day!"

Name: Sherri Chua
Time: 10:52:35
Message:

"Hello. (: happy birthday! xoxo"

Name: Tshek Zen
Time: 11:11:02
Message:

"Hey mi Kuah! Happy birthday! Enjoy your 19th bday. 1 more year to 2 decades! :)"

Name: Kristal Tang
Time: 12:05:20
Message:

"Happy birthday Michele ! Enjoy your last year of being a teen! Lol Love , Kristal"

Name: Fiona Wan
Time: 12:09:21
Message:

"Hey, dear. You beat me to it. Ha ha. I wanted to call you! Nvm. I'll try to call you later k? *unrelevant context* Happy birthday!"

Name: Yuen Herng
Time: 12:16:23
Message:

"Hey, happy blessed birthday to you! May you have a memorable birthday. may God continue to bless and guide you throughout the years. I heard you stopped college. Wat happen?"

Name: Yee Hwa
Time: 12:45:23
Message:

"Happy birthday!! <3"

Name: Dana
Time: 12:49:15
Message:

"Happy birthday girl! Haha now u!re same age as me dy ngek ngek:-D hope 2 c u around coll la, n all de best in psy:) dont turn into one ya:-P"

Name: Fiona Teo
Time: 13:42:20
Message:

"Hey girl. Sorry late reply. *unrelevant context here*:) btw happy birthday!haha. Ur one year away from the big 2:-P"

Name: Heng Ji
Time: 13:47:32
Message:

"Hey! Best wishes to the birthday girl!"

Name: Su Szen
Time: 14:44:31
Message:

"Happy birthday michele! We will celebrate with you next week k. :-)"

Name: Ee Fei
Time: 18:51:21
Message:

"Happy birthday michele!"

Name: Jeanette
Time: 21:13:01
Message:

"Michele! Happy birthday. I give u nougat tmrw even though it's memang urs! Haha. Hope u had a great day. :) luv, jeanette."

Name: Li Ann (longest message)
Date: 15 June 2008
Time: 23:22:20
Message:

"MICHELE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *screams n hugs michele tightly* *big grin* I knw i'm late bt...I'm nt a stickler 4 dates, so forgive me:D I'm nt gonna remind u tht UP GONNA B 20! Oops, i jus did, didn't i? JUS jking;) Anyway, i wish u a joyous yr ahead, a few trials here and there 2 build up a stranger michele, bt nvr a mopping one, promise? Make d most out of life n continue being an influence 2 others in ur own unique way, like wat u've done 2 me:D I love u!"

And that ends the sms wishes. I really really want to thank you all for using your credit, time and effort for thinking what message to send. Well, there are some of them who decided to wish online.

Name: Dong dong (poh lynn)
Time: unknown
Message: *birthday wish* [sorry ni...I did this after closing the window =( ]

Name: Sin Kuan
Time: unknown
Message: *birthday wish* [same here too but I remember that he owes me an ikea ice cream]

Name: Karie
Time: unknown
Message:

"happy birthday mi ^o^~!! haha i couldn't be the first one to wish u so i be the last one to wish u today la XD eheheheheh"

I would like to thank those who wished me in church too.

Name: Sue Ann (Elaine)
Date: 15 June 2008

Name: Wai Yan
Date: 15 June 2008

I hope I didnt miss anyone out. Thanks once again for reminding me how old I am and rephrasing the part that I am going to turn 20 soon when I have actually one more year to go. Hahahaha...birthdays, in a way, makes one feel that they exists.

The things I do

2008-06-08T01:01:00.000-07:00

The things I do...

Nowadays I get questions like "So, what are you doing now?", "What do you do at home?", "So free ar now what have you been doing?" and etc, etc, etc. Well, to satisfy the hunger of knowing what I have been doing...you have come to the right place!!! =.="""

First and foremost, I would like to introduce the main subject of my interest...

*cheese* *grins* *big flashy smile* *smile with teeth* *=D* Yes, of course. It is Death Note! Eversince I read that manga, I have never stopped researching on it. If only assignments were based on this story...I WOULD 100% GET HIGH DISTINCTION...yes dream on Michele....

Right after reading Vol 13, I did some drawing [see the above picture]. Very amature indeed. Alright, before you see the other pictures, be WARNED that :

1) my drawing is very terrible

2)the characters may not seem to look like the real ones [please do not compare with the original ones...TQ]

3) this is the first time I had ever copy 'people'/'human' drawings...

4) 'I do not own these characters' that phrase is always seen after someone had drew a character or write about it or something like that...so I have decided to use that too?

5) lastly, 'please do not copy' <--- I think I have seen that somewhere too and as if people will copy

That isn't my first cartoonish art. My first one was a duplicate of a girl's cartoonish DN characters. I want to avoid her sue-ing me, therefore it isnt up here. I did this when I was lying on my bed being half asleep. These are body-less DN characters.

These are with-body DN characters.

I like this picture...

This is the coloured version...

Near and Mello...something is really wrong with Mello but I can't figure that out. Anyway, I will be drawing this again.

L in this picture was the first ever character I tried to draw and it was in a way successful. Mello here looks like a girl but that was what Takeshi Obata drew.

I copied Matt from somewhere but, in the person's drawing, she or he had a cat and Matt has his full body in it. Err...yeah.

If you can remember, I drew one with a lot of toys on the floor...I drew this first and then I decided to redraw it again in a bigger version. Near and Mello swap places cuz there was not enough place to draw Near sitting on top of the chair.

Hahaha...I still dunno how to draw Ryuk. This picture contains characters other than the 4 characters that I have been drawing. Mikami has a gun pointing at him, Light has Misa and Takada hanging onto him. Near is controlling the plane next to Light.

Anyway, other than DN, I have been doing other things as well...

Watering my plant name "Beanstalk" because it came out from this huge green bean. It has been growing since Chinese New Year.

Watching this bouquet of flowers until they turn brown. However, I might take Jeanette and Jye Sze's advice which is to do flower pressing. Hmmmm....and give it as christmas presents this year...hmmmmm.

I bought this green monkey from Lovely Lace. They didn't have brown so, green was the best. XD

Bought a red dice! Finally I got it!!! Hahahaha...and I bought it cuz .... cuz ... cuz ...... suddenly I feel a deep sense of regret. I should have gotten more! Why one miserable one?!

I made a dress for another perfume bottle. Not exactly completed yet...I will be making a collar and a pearl necklace for it. My dad say it is pathetic... hmph.

If you think that this jigsaw is big, think again. It is 1.4 x 0.5 cm for one piece.

...and there are only 204 pieces...'Why is it so small?' Because it is made in Japan.

Stacking cards XD! I hate the blue cards by MAS. It is so thin and keeps falling when there is any slight wind.

These cards are from Quantas...

Yes, I saw this in DN...the part where Near stacks matchsticks. I was wondering if it is interesting and that motivated me to do that. It got knocked over several times due to it's careless owner.

A closer look at one of them...oh they are toothpicks by the way...

I guess that is all for now. I did do some other activities such as visiting friends in college, going out with friends, shopping, making card for birthday people, playing the piano and most of my time is spent on tv.

Now, I will be trying to design earrings and necklaces. So, if anyone is interested, please feel free to tell me about it XD. If you have noticed, there is a link in my cbox "garderobe"...please visit that blog. We are trying to do some online business. For more inquire, please feel free to ask.

What have I been doing lately...

2008-06-01T07:23:00.000-07:00

What have I been doing lately...

1) I skipped my second semester

Why? : In order to go for a holiday, I have to do so.

How? : Just suddenly disappear from society and silently go abroad.

When? : Right after the finals.

Where? : At Help of course.

Who? : Not many people knew about it 'cause as I have just said...please refer to the 'how?' part.

2) I went for a holiday.

Why? : I hate this kind of question but people just love asking. (sorry if you were one of them) No, I am NOT going there to study. Just to visit my relatives and new nephews.

How? : By Emirates on subload ticket.

When? : On a Friday...the same week as my two final papers.

Where? : What do you think?

Who? : Family.

3) Paid a visit to Melbourne.

Why? : Relatives are there.

How? : Please don't make me state the obvious.

When? : We stayed there for a week and that is our first week there.

Where? : At my uncle's place and the name of the place is...I have already forgotten >.<

Who? : My uncle, aunty, cousin sister and grismore? Is that how to spell his name? Anyway, that is the family dog. My cousin, his wife, my nephew and another dog.

That is Grismore. I hope that is the right spelling.

And that is my cousin's dog...name...I can't recall.

4) I found interesting things at Melbourne.

We went to Ballarat (a gold mining area) and my cousin's wife managed to find some gold dust.

I found that in my cousin's aquarium and it seems that the job is still vaccant.

Hahaha...'Fiona education: we are teaching and caring with LOVE!' I found that amusing.

5) Stopped at Sydney.

Why? : Again...my relatives are there and to visit Kristal and Li Ann.

How? : By Quantas.

When? : The second week during our holiday.

Where? : At my another uncle's place and Kristal happens to know them.

Who? : My uncle, aunty, granny, cousin, his wife, my another cousin and his wife and my nephews, not forgetting Kristal and Li Ann.

Introducing Ryan my nephew...

Ryan again...

Older brother Liam...I couldn't take much pics of him cuz he had been running around.

This is the evidence that I did meet them in Sydney.

Kristal: Hahaha

Li Ann: ...

Michele took the pic...duh

Model of the day.

6) Amusing things I found and did in Sydney.

That is Kristal. This pic is for art purposes.

That is Li Ann helping a couple to take a picture. Kristal took another angle of this.

That is the reflection of us.

That is the wonderful chocolate drink by Lindt and it cost... 5 aussie dollars...I think so.

We spied on kids.

We spied on kids again at a nearby playground.

Another artish kind of pic...when we were doing this, there was an elderly lady that was looking at us with ??? all around her.

I found this in my uncle's house. It is amusing cuz:

1) It tempts me to switch it on

2) I wonder how my grandma know that she isn't suppose to switch it on...

Another small kid :)

My cousin's house has a live-able attic room...

And that is the ladder...

That is a doll that I feel like making.

7) Emirates dumpped us at Singapore.

Why? : Well, they are flying off to some Arab country and will not be landing in KLIA.

How? : How did they dumpped us??? We actually walked out of it ourselves.

When? : Right after 7 hours of flight from Melbourne.

Who? : My family was involved.

8) Weird findings in Singapore.

Study group 1 in Singapore airport at around 5 am. There were some others which were seen studying from 1am till 6 am...(I feel like I am doing natural observation in 1st sem) This is a mixture of guys and girl's group.

Study group 2. This is an all girls group.

Study group 3...this is an all guys group.

9) After coming back, I did may weird things but I will blog about it next time...if I remember.

Please note: This blog is dedicated to Chun Tat, a stepson of mine who has been asking for photos of the holiday. Especially those with Kristal and Li Ann in it...and also to those who were wondering where the hell I went XD - To Luc and Karie as well as all the readers.

Funny Book part 11

2008-06-01T07:06:00.000-07:00

And here is the 11th part of funny book...

Unknown date

Puan Yip: ...racun membunuh rumpai...
Li Ying: Racun membunuh Hun Fai?

Shaun reading answers quickly: 1A 2B 3D...
Class: Woooi
Unknown: Faster la.

Kristal: What is the capital of Germany?
Michele doing her Add Maths: G

22nd of August 2006

Puan Yip: Eh this (white board marker) permanent ar? Oh shit!

Puan Yip: If a dark woman marry a fair woman will there be a blend?
Class: HAHAHA~!
Puan Yip: Dark marry fair...whatever la.

Puan Yip: You come here to gain knowledge not to socialise. You can do it in Starbucks or Coffee Bean.

Puan Yip: Stop talking or I’ll ban you from coming.
Pei Qing: Like we’re dying to come.

1st of September 2006

Li Ann: You know what I feel like eating now?
Kristal: Spaghetti.
Li Ann: No, mooncake.
Kristal: Guinea pig?!

Fiona Wan: Wanna hear something hilarious? After we finish collecting these books, we walk back to block D. Then half way there we laugh and turn back.
Michele, Pei Qing and Li Ann: HAHAHAHA!!!
Kristal: Huh? Why you go to block D for what?

22nd of September 2006

Li Ann I need one more teacher (signature), I need...shit!

Li Ying: (in Chinese) Haw Yee likes you.
Li Ann: ?
Li Ying: Like you as a friend cannot ar, then Haw Yee don’t like you.
Haw Yee: I’m lost.
Li Ying: Lost? Watch 8tv.

25th of September 2006

Hun Fai shaved his head until nearly bald...
Yuen Herng: Shaolin soccer...

Arvindra hangs neraca spring on his ear.
Yee Cheng: It’s rusty
Eric: Stupidest shit I saw.

26th of September 2006

Shaun: Good aft ---- (looks at his watch and waits for it to turn 12pm)
Miss Anne: Not very good.
Yuen Herng: Hi teacher, hou mou.
Shaun: Good afternoon Miss Anne.

Arvindra: Miew San, can you sit there? I’m sitting on one ass.

Miew San talking to Azlan and Rafiq.
Xue Rou: Are you trying to make them hungry and thirsty?
Rafiq makes hand signal that Miew San is talking too much...

9th of October 2006

Michele: What do you want to do?
Keen Chee: (thinking) MPPJ
Kristal: Pick up the rubbish on the floor there la.
Keen Chee: So small.
Li Ann: Keen Chee, you make me sick.
Keen Chee: (barbaric hand movements) Yes, yes... (sits down near Li Ann)
Li Ann: (whispering) He’s attracted to Pei Qing.

Li Ann: I hope teacher asks the back people to collect the papers.
Kristal: Bad?
Michele: Black?
Pei Qing: I also heard ‘bad’.

Li Ann: I played futsal on Saturday.
Michele: (fakes) Ha-ha.
Li Ann: I played futsal on Saturday.
Pei Qing: With who?
Li Ann: I played futsal on Saturday.
Jessica: ?

9th November 2006

Michele: I stuffed Pei Qing’s present in a turkey.
Li Ann: Is it edible?
Michele: Of course it’s an animal! You didn’t know that turkey is an animal?

Thus, this concludes the series...do you now know why this part came out late?

Part 10

2008-04-21T07:26:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the late post...Funny Book Part 10

2nd of August 2006

While watching U-571...
Chu Chian: *Gasps* He’s gonna die.
Mechell: He’s already dead la.
Li Ann: Chu Chian is funny.

Pei Qing reading pemberitahuan peperiksaan: I need oxygen tank.
Kristal: Sergeant Ten? Who’s that?

3rd of August 2006

During Biology class...
Li Ann: How does the sperms know the way?
Li Ying: Hahaha...they read map wan.
Kristal: They live for this, they should know wert...

Puan Yip: Where are those Malay jokers?
Wen Peng: They went to KL.
Puan Yip: Then where are those two Chinese jokers?

4th of August 2006

Chu Chian: No Physics meh?
Li Ann: Miss Wong didn’t come.
Chu Chian: No Physics meh? Oh.

Yee Cheng: Reviek, why aren’t you going for prom?
Reveik: It’s so gay.
Yee Cheng: Then why are there couples going?

Azlan: Be a man.
Li Ann: I’m not a man.

11of August 2006

We all laughing during Physics...
Li Ann: I’m surprised we haven’t got a D3 form yet.
Pei Qing: My laughing engine got smoke already.

Pei Qing is certified lame.
Kristal is certified lame and in a world of her own.
Michele is certified crazy.
All certifications by Li Ann.

Li Ann: I tell my dream to Kristal and Pei Qing. Dowan tell Michele.
Michele: Don’t tell, don’t tell la. Like I want to know.
Wen Peng: Like you don’t want to know.

Ian: Want to hear a long joke? Joooooke.
Yuen Herng: Want to hear a long siung? Siuuuuungggg.

Li Ann: Why you look at me like that?
Chu Chian: Because you look like that la.

14th of August 2006

Chu Chian: Did you watch Guess Guess Guess?
Li Ann: It’s a silly show.
Chu Chian: That’s why la, laugh la.

Justin eating ice-cream...
Li Ann: Aaahh...
Justin: No aahs for you.
Adam: No aahs for you hahahaha (malay jokers laugh along)

Michele: Stop walking like a wild duck.
Pei Qing: I’m suppose to look cute.
Wen Peng: You’re suppose to look cute ar?

15th of August 2006

Kristal: Ooo...Yee En changed hairstyle.
Michele: Li Ann? Li Ann? (looking around)

Li Ying: Leely, you look so neat today.
Leely: Ya I didn’t have time to tie my hair today.

Yuen Herng: Teacher, got movie ar?
Miss Anne: Just close your eyes and think of it.

Fionas playing ruler fight.
Sin Kuan and Yuen Herng: Siung! Siung!
Sin Kuan and Yuen Herng sing Star Wars theme.

Michele in one of the science labs: You stole my sink!

Puan Ting: Why Wai Thung put his T-shirt around his neck? Like people fried kuay teow.

Li Ann: Draw where?
Chu Chian: On your head.

Chu Chian: Xin Yi sing got no expression...damn weird.

Azlan: Are you going to tailor (for prom dress)?
Leely: I’m going to find a similar one.
Azlan: Find a similar one? Find the whole Asia.

Eu Jhin pointing to a dress drawing: This one so retarded!

16th of August 2006

Mel Win is standing with a bunch of girls.
Li Ann: Mel Win, what are they doing to you?
Mel Win waves both hands frantically in a ‘no’ gesture.
Sherri: He’s becoming a tree.

Adam: You have a duty and you’re suppose to...*caveman sound* Wake up, woman or I’m going to throw these (pieces of crumpled paper) down your ear hole.
Pei Qing and Kristal clap hands.
Adam: You’re evil.

Adam: I’m going to stick this up your nose.
Kristal closes her ears.
Adam: I said nose!

Adam: What colour matches white?
Kristal: Black!
Adam: Black is not a colour.
Kristal: Is that a joke?

Shaun: ...light up the dank water...
Miss Anne: Dark or dank?

shhh~! dont tell anyone

2008-03-29T09:06:00.000-07:00

Shhh~! Don't tell anyone

It took me quite some time to think whether or not I should do this. Probably this may not be the wisest thing but I have decided to do it anyway. Well, these few weeks I was up to something. I had this huge crush on a guy. Oh my, oh my...Average kind of guy, nice in every way and I thought that he might just be the one. I was feeling over the top and everything around me seemed fuzzy, maybe it was because I was not paying much attention to my surroundings at that time. After quite some time of 'highness' had passed by, I found out something. I was rather taken aback at that finding. How can that happen? Why did it happen? Why her???

Yeah, he likes another girl so much. In a nutshell, I have a crush on a guy who has a crush on another girl who would definitely be his girlfriend. I mean, why wouldn't she? Besides the part that she is older than him by just a bit. Well, there are so many couples out there which the girl is older than the guy. What's the harm right? It is not like a 14 year old guy who dates a granny will be harmed by the age gap and hit the headlines on tomorrow's Star newspaper with a picture of his tombstone saying: RIP - A 14 Year Old Guy - 23 April 1994 to 29 March 2008 - Congratulations! Thou hath successfully flee from the harm of age gaps. WTH?!

This is so weird. You might be wondering why in the world did I post this up...Just to let all of you who are reading know, I have decided to take Celine's advice to post something about myself and I was thinking...why not this since this has been lingering/haunting (whichever you prefer) in my thoughts for almost every single day of my life. Such a waste of time = money! Omg I wasted money just by being haunted by the thought of him!!! See the cost of living has risen!

I guess I just have to admit defeat, although I have no idea how she looks like 'cuz I do not even want to know it at all. Even the image of her shadow can kill my interest in...in....in erm...coffee! Do you all know how much I love coffee? Coffee is like a distraction in my life and it gives me this short joy for a brief moment. I know, I get what you mean, brief joy...but it is better than nothing! Actually, I haven't been drinking coffee ... erm so this part should not be here. I couldn't think of what other interests I have besides killing mosquitoes...??? Is that an interest?

Anyway, back to the topic. So, he likes her. Yeah, he likes her. Uh huh, he likes her. Omg can I stop reinforcing that thought? I mean there are other fishes in the sea right? Do you realise that that statement is like an encouragement to flirt around? And besides, I am sure that there are more fishes than humans...so please don't give this kind of false-hope-statement to people who are like me now alright...even if you are trying to get your point across. Just tell them that (for guys) there are more girls than guys in this world and for the girls, tell them the same thing to motivate them to be lesbians so that the world will stop producing too many girls.

Alright, now I am wondering how am I going to end this. Should I just say the end or should I just start counting sheeps to bore you out from this place? Great, anyway just to let you know, if you were hoping for funny book, sorry to disappoint you but it was fun doing that XD! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~!

2008-03-20T09:46:00.000-07:00

Despite the loads of assignments, I have finally decided that it was time to post Funny Book 9. And I dedicate this part to Fiona Wan whose birthday was yesterday.

19th of July 2006

Michele: Did you scream?
Yuen Herng: No, I shouted ‘Mama’

Puan Ting: ...saudara Chun Tat
Arvindra: Mana saudari Shaun?
Shaun: Sudah hilang

Puan Lee: Ask you teacher if you can go for recess earlier. If cannot never mind because some of you look like you got a few pounds to lose.

Chu Chian: Li Ann, do you have calculator?
Li Ann: Yes.
Chu Chian: Can I borrow?
Li Ann: No.
Chu Chian: I’m serious.
Li Ann passes her the calculator: So was I.

Li Ann: I love you. I never meant to hurt you.
Pei Qing: When did you hurt me?

Li Ann: Guess what song is in my head...Beep from Pussycat Dolls.
Zuza: That is the lettuce song I heard.

Li Ann: Oh my gosh! So ugly!
Michele: Don’t say that. Say, “It is not my cup of tea”.

20th of July 2006

Sau Wuan: Eric, you attracted a lot of ants.
Eric: I’m sweet!

21st of July 2006

Encik Zul was talking about the marching event to Encik Ravi and Puan Ernice. When he ended...
Encik Zul: Yes, you gave me this paper...so?
Michele: It is from Puan Lee.
Encik Zul: You waited for so long just to tell me that?!

Puan Carol met Pei Qing and Michele walking on the field: What are you doing? Land survey?

26th of July 2006

Puan Siew: Kenapa tak buat kerja ni? Tak ada minyak ke?!

25th of July 2006

Stranger says to Jessica: What is your future career? I know. You will be my housewife! (continues laughing)
Kristal: Wah Jessica, you better be careful.
Jessica: That guy sot sot tei.

Michele: I can go home in a blink of an eye. Aiyo, I blink so many times already. (Swt wei! I didn’t know I said that =.=”)

Poh Lynn: Li Ann, say you love me.
Li Ann: I love you.
Ian: Wah, scared me. I thought she was calling me.

26th of July 2006

Michele: This (Add Maths) is so undigestible. I’d rather eat your Digestive biscuits.

Li Ann: Click Five came before. Some place...
Kristal: They said cheese?

27th of July 2006

Michele: I like whipped cream, make you fat fat...
Pei Qing: Drink oil la.

Li Ann: I don’t like ice-cream.
Michele, Pei Qing, Kristal: You don’t like ice-cream?!

Chu Chian: Ah-Choo! Chiu! Chiu! Chiu!

Michele: You got cold ar? Very fun...can sniff sniff
: *sneeze* very fun...*sneeze* very fun...*sneeze* very fun...
Pei Qing: *sneeze*
Kristal: Was that fun?
Pei Qing: Not at all.

28th of July 2006

Kristal: Li Ann, where Michele...
Li Ann shrugs.
Kristal: ...go?

Question: Huraikan 2 cadangan untuk menyelesaikan masalah diskriminasi terhadap pekerja perempuan.
Leely: Memberi cuti kepada perempuan bersalin.
Encik Karuna: You not following la, you’re only here physically.

Class: Hahaha~
Encik Karuna: Eh, share la.
Class: HAHAHA~!
Hun Fai: Sin Kuan menjadi Yang di-Pertuan Agong.
Class: HAHAHAHA~!

(Reveik playing guitar)
Michele: Is that scales?
Kristal: No, it’s Reveik.
Li Ann: *pukes*

Eu Jhin reading dictionary and being whacked by Eric: acupuncture...quantum...ow...ow...toothpaste...

1st of August 2006

Michele: Oh my goodness crab!

Adam: I’m so slim (touches his stomach)
Adam hides under the table when it’s his turn to write the answer on the board.Puan Ting: You should be more gentleman. Oh, your pencil fell down.

Pei Qing: So warm my face.
Michele: My fair lady? What is she talking about?

Miss Anne: It’s already the eighth month.
Arvindra: I’m not pregnant, teacher.

Adam swings on the grill and smashes his face on the wall: Oww!!!

Adam talking then suddenly covers his mouth.
Arvindra: You bite your lip ar?

Arvindra sits after Puan Ting made him stand: Thank you teacher, sorry teacher. A thousand apologies. No apologies, teacher.

Hope you enjoyed it XD and everyone else that reads this.

Funny book part 8

2008-03-07T04:47:00.000-08:00

Funny Book part 8!

22nd June 2006

Puan Siew: My graph is wrong, faham atau tidak?

Puan Siew: Sometimes when you finish doing, you are so happy so you write ‘terbukti’.

Puan Yip teaching biology: Shiloh Nouvel..Tomkat Suri...(continues teaching)

Puan Ting writes on the whiteboard ’20-40 kadar denyutan minit -1’
Yee Cheng: Wah teacher, a person rising from the dead ar?

Michele to Kristal: That girl over there, her specs is the black version of my spectacles.
Li Ann: Who’s pregnant?

Li Ann to Zuza: Are there any lesbians in your school?
As heard by Pei Qing: Are there any dustbins in your school?

Puan Ting: This is the paper with the results. I’m going to stick it on the board...
Eric: *Gasp*
Pei Qing: So loud. Like pig snoring
Eric turns and stares at Pei Qing (Kristal drew how his eyes where...but for all of us who knew him...you guys know how he stares at people right)
Pei Qing: Oops.Say wrong thing.

Eric: Can I borrow roller?
Pei Qing: I don’t have.
Eric: Fine Pei Qing. First you say I sound like a pig, now you don’t want to lend me your roller.

Yuen Herng: Teacher, let’s watch movie.
Puan Vasanthi: In your dreams.

Shaun: Teacher, movie.
Puan Vasanthi: In your house.

Miss Anne: Adam, the first one on earth, the last one to take out his book.

Sin Kuan: I waited for the bell to rang.

Hun Fai: Not so details.

Arvindra sleeping in class
Encik Karuna: What’s wrong with Arvin?
Eric: Not feeling well.

Li Ann: Yer, Rafiq zoom in on Ching Wern’s butt
Rafiq: No la, I was just adjusting! (camera)

Li Ann: Old sharks!

Adam: What are you doing? Why are you doing rumusan now?
Leely: Why you so busybody?
Adam: Because I can’t get through.
Leely: Why didn’t you say earlier?

28th of June 2006

Ben: Hi people
Li Ann: Bye person
Ben points his water bottle up: Eh where’s the hole?

29th of June 2006

Puan Grace: Didn’t they miss a few word before starting thier lesson?
Wen Peng: Oh, class stand.

Adam: Can you do both hands like this? (index and middle finger stick together but seperated with the engagement finger and pinky which are sticking together)
Everyone can do.
Adam: Retards, you all suck
Arvindra: Adam, you suck like a vacuum cleaner.

5th July 2006

Miss Anne: Do you think the best time of your life was during primary school? Just imagine, all of you in primary school. Eric, how did you look?
Eric: Stunning.

6th July 2006

Encik Teh: Dulu fesyen longgar kemudian ketat sekarang longgar. Patut saya simpan bell bottom saya, ya tak?

18th of July 2006

Puan Ting: Saudari Shaun...

Puan Ting: Saya ada keyakinan diri.

Puan Yip: Look at him (Eu Jhin), so fresh and smiling, not like you all.

Pei Qing: Teacher, can I go to empty my pundi kencing?
Puan Yip looks at her strangely, then says to class: Oh, she’s going to empty her bladder.

Li Ann buys and drinks Milo at 10.45am
Michelle Tan: The whole world is waiting for you.

Li Ann: They say when there’s silence an angel passes by.
There was silence after she said that.
Michele: ..An angel passed by...another angel passed by...

Li Ann: Buy me a ticket (Pirate of the Caribbean 2)
Fiona Teo: I’m generous but I’m not that generous.

19th of July 2006

Arvindra: Mosquitoes get stuck in my leg hair...
Unknown: Meredah bulu

Puan Lee: Wen Hao, your writing macam cacing kena accident.

Fin

Part 7 of Funny Book

2008-02-28T06:20:00.000-08:00

Pei Qing has been asking me to post Part 7 as soon as possible. Well, here you go~~~! XD!

25th of April 2006

Puan Vasanthi: Go back to class.
Saravana: There’s nothing in class.
Adam: There’s tables and chairs.

Puan Yip to Adam I think: Just because you are sitting besides the two prettiest girls in class, you are behaving like donkeys.

26th of April 2006

Encik Teh: Jangan minum milo la, minum Vico.

Puan Ting: I let you do exercise.
Arvindra: Exercise?
Arvindra does star jumps.

Arvindra: Cikgu, soalan esei dari bab apa?
Puan Norazlina: Macam mana cikgu boleh bagi tahu?
Arvindra: Cikgu tak bagi tahu macam mana kita nak buat?

Puan Grace: I think I shortcircuited today.

Yee Cheng: Since you all so selfish...
Arvindra: Wait when are we going to sell fish?

27th of April 2006

Pei Qing: Huh? The gardener is the cameraman? At least wear nicer la.

28th of April 2006

Kristal: What book?
Michele: Comprehension and submarine.

23th of May 2006

Puan Yip on exam marks: Are you ready for the shock of your life? I want to tell you something, I’s afraid it will demoralise you but nevermind. This is the worst top class in my 26 years of teaching. Not all of you. You’re all so childish. My second daughter is very childish.

24th of May 2006

Puan Grace: I want to mention something since...I don’t want to mention it.
(pause for a while)
Puan Grace: Where are you, my friend? Don’t write things like this (writes ‘Anazz’ on the whiteboard) Might as well write this (writes ‘An / ass on the whiteboard)

Puan Grace: Wassup, Shaun?

Hearing problems...
Kristal: Who’s suffling behind us?
Michele: What’s suffling your highness?
Kristal: What’s suffling your high nose?

25th of May 2006

Adam to Pei Qing and Kristal walking up the stairs: ROAAR! Move! You guys are wasting my time.

Wen Peng: Are you a Protestant of a Catholic?
Li Ann: I’m...a normal Christian.

Eric: Why are you so storybookish?

Ian: Eric, you’re such a historic person.

Ian: Shaun, you suck!
Yee Cheng: Ian, suck what?
Ian: Shaun, it’s left to your imagination what you suck
Shaun: ??? O.o???

Pei Qing’s bottle has ants: Is my water that sweet?
(She goes to the toilet to wash the ants off and comes back.)
Pei Qing: Aiya I want to go toilet.Nevermind, teacher didn’t see my face just now
(Asks Miss Anne for permission to go toilet AGAIN)
When Pei Qing came back: The stupid ant bite me (scratches hand) Die! Die! DIE!
Kristal: Sure la you just washed the whole colony away.

Li Ann: I added one mark.
Pei Qing, Michele and Kristal sang congratulations~~~!!! The celebration song.

Michele reads this book and laughs
Pei Qing: So tiring

Michele: When I wash the dishes at home, I laugh because I remember...slimy fingers.
Li Ann: Slimy as a moustache.

Kristal: Li Ann, how much you got for BM?
Li Ann: *cough* *cough* *cough**cough**cough**cough*

Miss Anne: People, I’m suppose to be giving you homework. Oh yes teacher we love homework!

Miss Anne:You should finish your homework then you’ll have less holidays.

Miss Wong: Sit down before you...fall down. Can you come back one day during the holidays?
Class: Wahhh!
Miss Anne: Oh yes teacher we whould love to ocme back!

Puan Ting on teacher’s day: If you are present, show yourself to Shaun. Shaun, you’ll be coming, right?

12th of June 2006

Li Ann: Michele’s birthday is the day after tomorrow.
Ian: So will it be raining hailstones?

Part 6 of funny book

2008-02-23T09:17:00.000-08:00

As time goes by, Part 6 has finally made its debut....

6th of April 2006

Form 1 boy: You don’t talk until you reach class, otherwise you are a girl.
Kristal and Pei Qing laughs.
Form 1 boy: See la that 2 girls also laughing at you, see?

7th of April 2006

Ian: Can you lend me your brain?
Puan Vasanthi: For English you don’t need brains.

Li Quin, Ching Wern and Jia Jean walking together.
Kristal singing: Three gray girls...three gray girls, see how they walk...

13th of April 2006

Puan Ting: When you see the word berserenjang, straight away you head must come out....

Puan Julie: Who has climbed a rambutan tree before?
Arvindra: I climb a durian tree before.

Puan Julie: When I went to the market, the dog would sit under the tree and wait for me.
Arvindra: You know why the dog sit under the tree? Because it cannot climb the tree.

Miew San: Argh!! Don’t touch it (cat) or you will get infected and die...AHHH!!!!

Puan Julie: I’m going to tell you all about yesterday, today and tomorrow.
Arvindra: Is that a movie?

Puan Julie: The people of yesteray take a longer time to reach tomorrow but for the people of today, tomorrow comes faster.
Class: HUH?!

17th of April 2006

Michele: I like tomatoes. I like yau mag. I like po lei sang choy. I like that green vegetable.
Li Ann: Nearly all vegetables are green.
Michele: I like ceasarean salad.
Li Ann: It’s Caesar’s salad, not caesarean salad.
Kristal: I don’t know what’s the difference. I’m going home to check the dictionary.

19th of April 2006

Michele: You two go first la...ohohohoi
Sin Kuan: What you all looking at?
Sin Kuan and Yuen Herng looks inside the toilet
Yuen Herng: Got bakau.

Li Ann: GO la!
Yuen Herng: So anxious

20th of April 2006

Joshua: He got petak sawah. I also got.

Joshua: They don’t come up and say ‘Buy Pepsi. It has vitamin A, D and E....’

Li Ann: Oh my gosh! She’s so black!
Fiona Teo: Aiya, normal indian la.

Wen Peng: Li Ann sorry la
(Li Ann eating french fries)
Wen Peng: Wah everytime you pass by here sure got food wan.
Yee En takes sausage from Li Ann
Li Ann: He looks like you
Yee En points stick at Vincent: Him?...We are brothers.

Wen Peng: Punch me la
Li Ann pokes him.
Kristal: Got sawah padi.
Wen Peng: Ya. Eh not sawah padi, petak sawah.

Jeremy: Four folds, that means fold four times
Yuen Herng: Siung, don’t be lame la mama.

Ju Beng’s answer for Bible knowledge quiz: It is harder for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God than for a THREAD (suppose to be camel) to go through the eye of a needle.

Li Ann: Daniel looks like Jin Ern
Amelia: Your hormones are raging

Yuen Yeng waving: Hiiii Li Ann! Hiii Amelia! (drops pencil case)

Adam: You looks so fine today. Would you hold my hand?

Fiona Wan: What are you, a freethinker?
Reveik: No, it depends. If I’m in Israel, I’m a Jew. In Malaysia, I’m a Buddhist...

Yuen Herng: Seriously soalan bocor.
Michele: If not, I bocor your head.

Enjoy~~~!!! XD

Part 5 of Funny Book

2008-02-17T06:35:00.000-08:00

Part 5 of Funny Book!!!!

20th March 2006

Puan Vasanthi: If you don’t get A for English,don’t jump Kelana Jaya lake.

21st of March 2006

Kristal: You are the beauty of the beast.
Michele: You are the sleeping in the beauty.
Kristal: You are the cinder of the rella.

Michele: Teacher, I cannot tahan...
Puan Ting: Go la, go la...what’s your problem?

Michele: Don’t Zhi Loon me.
Yuen Herng: Zhi Loon? ZHI LOON?
Sin Kuan: Yo, Michele, you like Zhi Loon ar? Gam zhou mm hou ga.
Michele: I don’t like Zhi Loon.
Hun Fai: Ya, you don’t like, you love Zhi Loon.
(S***** Hun Fai~~!!! I don’t love him! =.=)

Li Ann: Take the penunu bunsen away or light the match.
Azlan: I don’t have insurance. Who sign up for the AIA thing? The fifty cents one?

Puan Grace: Who took Adam’s pencil case? How old are you? Still so childish...

Puan Siew: You should go and support our school team.
Unknown: Got leng lui or leng chai there ar?
Yee Cheng: You will see all the geeks and nerds.
Unknown: Yeer, I don’t want to go.

Michele: I don’t want to disturb your conversation (with Inkkie)
Benjamin(smiling) : What conversation?

24th of March 2006

Yuen Herng: It must be special, it must be awesome, it must be wonderful.

Chu Chian: What does a pope do?
Arvindra: Gets messages from God.
Chu Chian: Really ar?
Arvindra: Email.

Kristal and Pei Qing sleeping.
Arvindra: Look at these two, they have the brightest future.

28th of March 2006

Arvin did something with his shirt: I look like Beyonce.

Shaun: Puan Yip is coming in the 7th period.
Su Ching: Why?
Shaun: Why? You don’t like her ah...I tell her.
Su Ching: I didn’t say that.

Adam: Kristal!
Kristal: What?
Adam: Kristal!
Kristal: What?
Adam: Li Ann!
Puan Yip: Adam, are you listening? I don’t remember you getting high marks for your test.
Adam: Sorry teacher.
Puan Yip: You don’t have to be sorry to me. You have to be sorry for your examination results.

31st of March 2006

Michele claps hand for no reason.
Eric: I know its been a rough day.

Boy: Lordson, son of a Lord.
Lordson: Son of the Lord.

Eu Jhin: In Sabah and Sarawak there is hand, foot and mouth disease...
Eric: This shows that Sabah and Sarawak people are dirty.

Eric on sponsorship for magazine page: I’ve asked the sports brand, curry powder, dental...

Yuen Herng: Hari Guru Peringkat Kebangsaan, hou mou.

Adam: I come in peace.
Yee Cheng: You come in pieces.

Puan Yip: For those budding actor or actresses, have you passed up your PEKA 5?

Li Ann: Thank God he didn’t use my sentence ‘patience is a virtue’
Michele: Huh? Egypt got bird flu?
Kristal: History repeats itself.

Azlan spills water.
Puan Yip: Why so? Never work in the kitchen before ar?

Puan Yip upon seeing something on the floor: Eh, whose onion is that?

Li Ann: I am so pissed!
Michele: I am so pissed!
Pei Qing: Let’s piss together!

WAHHH~~!!!! Kristal wrote so many...so please stay tune to this blog for more=) thanks for reading!

Funny Book part 4

2008-02-11T08:30:00.000-08:00

There you go Funny Book Part 4...Before that, I would like that say that I added some explainations to the actual conversations just in case any of us get lost. I hope it helped.

7th of March 2006

Haw Yee: Page what?
Michele: Huh, Patrick?

Miss Anne: Even clowns have to pay for airtime.

8th of March 2006

RIINGGG~~!
Puan Yip: Eh is it wrong time for the bell?
Wen Peng: It’s recess now.
Puan Yip: Don’t bluff!
RIINGG~~!
Puan Yip: Eh, what is wrong with the bell?
Wen Peng: Fire! Fire!

Michele: Oh, sharks!
Li Ann: It’s shucks, not sharks!
Michele: But I like sharks in the seashore...
Li Ann: There are no sharks in the seashore.

Rafiq turn on 3 taps...
Michele: Eh, look at this, like drinking water.
Li Ann: Don’t be silly.
Michele: Sorry.
Li Ann: Not you.

Mechell Lee wearing sunglasses...
Yee Cheng: You look like a fly.

Puan Norazlina: 5 Angsana pandai tetapi bising. 5 Orkid tak pandai tetapi pun bising.

Michele: Wait for them until mantufan
Li Ann: What is that?
Michele: Mosquitoe sleep.
( You won’t get this unless you have heard how Michele speaks cantonese)

Li Ann: Your beloved friend and my beloved friend, my goodness...

Miss Anne on wanting our desks to be cleared: You don’t want to see your maths book flying and sprouting wings....

Li Ann said this when we were playing a story game: ...they kiss and he started sweeping floor? I don’t want to play already.

10th of March 2006

Reveik: Now is English test, then Accounts, then Physics tuition, tomorrow got taekwondo then...then... where got time to play Vice City?

Li Ann: Oral test is half an hour
Yuen Herng: Good la just say hou mou, hou mou...
Li Ann: I’m sure you’ll pass.

Cf Camp

Miss Anne: The bus driver haven’t left you yet?
Michele: The basket haven’t left yet?

Lordson: I know girls dig guys who do this (handicraft)

Yew King: Puan Carol, what happened to your short hairstyle?
Puan Carol: It grew.

Miss Anne: I have never drank coffee with such a small spoon.
Puan Carol: It’s a stirrer.

Michele: How come I see you everywhere wan?
Edmund: I’m throwing rubbish.

John stringing beads: In life we face struggles, this is one of them.

Michele: Are you sure you’re ok?
Vincent: Ya, it’s nothing la.
Michele: Kick you down then it’s something la.

Lik Xiang: Hi people!
People: Boooo~~!!!
Lik Xiang: Thank you Heavenly Father for gathering us today, dear Lord bliss the food....

Yong Ming: Thats a ver nice scarf you’re having.
Joshua: It’s a PON-CHO!

Fiona Teo whispers: Michele..Michele...
Michele woke up, sat straight, almost hit her head like just woke up from nightmare.
Michele: huh?! Huh?! HUH?!

Group: You are the lemon in my lemonade, You are the wantan in my wantan mee, You are the ‘fan’ in my ‘chap fan’, You are the cherry in my ice-cream, You are the bubbles in my Pepsi...

Jade during group photo: I feel so glamorous~

Jade: I want to go toilet. Why the bus didn’t stop let us go toilet?
Lik Xiang: There’s no toilet.
Benjamin: Don’t worry, Mei Wan is worse than you. She’s been whining for a long time.
Lik Xiang: We got biscuit container. Take out the biscuit and ask everyone to close their eyes.
Girl (Channel I think) : One more hour to reach.
Lik Xiang: Swallow a sponge.
Benjamin: She cross her lg cannot move already...after PSHHH!
Bladder-full people: Yay! One U!
Poh Lynn: Hor, the bus take wrong road...fifteen minutes more.
Bladder-full people: ARGH!
Benjamin: This bus is an interesting bunch of people.
Mei Wan talking to someone: I talk to you when I get down, can’t talk now.
Benjamin: I think she can run faster than Manimogan if you put a toilet sign.
Bus reaches school
Fei Yan: Let the emergency people go first.
Kristal: Wah, they really runny wei.
Girl: Rentas Desa.

Girl: When John sings, my heart melts.

I guess that is enough for the day eh? XD! Enjoy~

Part 3 of funny book

2008-02-01T06:50:00.000-08:00

I feel that I should post the third part now but then again I feel like I should change my mind about that. To post or not to post is the question...Hmm...let me ponder upon it for a moment or two. While I am thinking, please allow me to do something else first such as typing the next part in here. Let's put our hands together and make some noise for the 3rd Part of Funny Book!

21st of Febuary 2006

Shaun: Eh class listen up! Who wants to buy stickers?
Class: Hahahaha
Shaun: What’s so funny?
Class: HAHAHAHAHA!

22nd of Febuary 2006

Michele: How was her speech?
Yuen Herng: Short and wonderful.

Ben: Li Ann
Li Ann: Ya what?
Ben: You look cute in that outfit.
Li Ann: Oh thank you.

Chun Tat: Jeremy, stop pak to-ing and follow me.
Jeremy: Why?

23rd of Febuary 2006

Pei Qing, wondering how to get a balsom plant asked: When is PEKA?
Li Ann: The week after.
Pei Qing: Then we can plant now la.

Puan Ting: What huh? Huh? Huh? My english ver clear.

Sin Kuan: Fiona, you do number 4 already ar?
Hun Fai snatches book.
Sin Kuan: Ngo man sin ke wor.
Hun Fai: Ngo lor sin ke wor.

Arvindra: Teacher, can I go to the loo?
Miss Anne: No...the moon? Thast is too far.

24th of Febuary 2006

Pei Qing: Her voice very sharp.
Kristal: Ya, the type of voice that can break the window.
Ian: Break the window then we can recycling glass.

27th of Febuary 2006

Puan Yip: Excuse me, don’t bring a half dead plant.

Puan Yip: Is this a social gathering?

Because Michele was disturbing them...
Ben: Don’t disturb both of us lar...I like her, she likes me...we are both in love. Don’t be jealous, Michele.
Li Ann: Erm, ya.

Yee En: Li Ann, do you want to wear my wedding ring? (Li Ann’s rubber band) Give me your finger.
Li Ann: No, I don’t want to marry you. (We all know why right..if you still don’t, please read the conversation above.) Give me back my hairband!

Eric: Go away lah, you black!
Arvindra: Go away, you......purple!

2nd of March 2006

Kay Tze say to Poh Lynn: Wah, you bring home food again ar? So healthy.
Yong Fei: Char Kuey Teow style fried rice.

Li Ann: Can I have another cookie please?
Hun Fai: Wah, I didn’t know Li Ann so wai sek wan ar...
Li Ann: Problem with that?!

Puan Julie last time: Jeremy, I didn’t know you had a low and sexy voice.

Miss Anne: Jeremy, you have a good voice. You can be a radio dj, singer, whatever.

Miss Anne: Why are you sharing books?
Arvindra: Sharing is caring.
Miss Anne: No, sharing is paying fine.

Miss Anne: Would you like to be remembered as a loudmouth?
Arvindra: I’d love to...Arvin was a quite boy, gentleman...sounds gay!

Miss Anne: I will mark your book once in a blue moon. Guess what? The moon is blue!

Manimogan: Yeer, Reveik and Heng Ji –toot- gay...wear the same bag.

3rd of March 2006

Yee En: What?!
Michele: What?!
Yee En: What?!
Michele: What?!
Yee En: What?!
Michele: Today is not a what day lah!

6th of March 2006

Xin Yi: Canteen day where got fun without drink?
Michele: You didn’t reply my message!
Sin Kuan: I reply today, you buy now.
Xin Yi: What message you want? I reply today.
Xin Yi took out one of the cups and said: Once dropped considered sold.
Michele: Not yet time...3 more minutes.
Sin Kuan: Ok, we wait her 3 minutes then you must buy.

Miew San: Everybody, Anas uses his sister’s perfume!

I think I will post the next one next next week....must understand that it is CNY week XD!Happy Holidays!!!

Part 2 of Funny Book

2008-01-30T17:55:00.000-08:00

Part 2 of Funny Book
(all credits to Kristal)

27th of January 2006

Michele: You drink like a...
Pei Qing: ...fish

Eric: Smells like detergent.
Michele: Smells like an eavesdropper behind us.

6th of Febuary 2006

Cik Wong: Next Monday Physics test.
Arvindra: PJK?

Puan Ting: Chinese New Year, still should remember.
Arvindra: We remember Chinese New Year.

7th of Febuary 2006

Chu Chian: Teacher, can you excuse me?
(Puan Vasanthi blocking the whiteboard)
Puan Vasanthi: Ok, you may go out.
Arvindra: Teacher, can you excuse us?

Puan Yip: Is this from Adam? Is this your weird sense of humour?

Puan Yip: Next week is random acts of kindness week. So, you must do random acts of kindness. You mean you don’t know what is random acts of kindness?
Wen Peng: Is that a movie?

Puan Yip on the subject of dissecting frogs: If you are squirmish, out you go...especially the boys.

Puan Siew: Wahh...here looks like jungle ar (birds making noise)

Adam: I have a stapler and I am not afraid to use it.

10th of Febuary 2006

Li Ann: Oh my gosh!
Pei Qing: Oh my gosh!
Michele: Chicken rice!

13th of Febuary 2006

Yee En: Let’s go out during Moral period.
Michele: Yeer, leave me alone~
Yee En: Ask the lou piu teman you...LOU PIU~~~~!!!
Michele: I don’t want lou piu...why would anyone want an old watch?
Kristal: Give her new one la.
Yee En: Ok, san piu ko lei...Tze Kwang looks quite fresh...

Puan Grace: We study for examination sake. If you want to study for education, go university.

Puan Ting: You have to stand up straight and respect the teacher.
Puan Lee stopped at the class door: I want to ask the students...
Shaun: BANGUN SEMUA!
After greeting, Puan Lee asked the students something.
Puan Ting realised Puan Lee’s mistake: Is 4 Angsana and not 5 Angsana.
Puan Lee puts hand on head and starts to walk away...
Shaun: BANGUN SEMUA!

16th of Febuary 2006

Li Ann almost fell..
Eric: Eh Li Ann, you dancing ar?

When we were wrapping hampers...
Arvindra wearing batik shirt: I can be a Ming Tien worker. Can I take your order?

Arvindra: Actually, I got one Levi’s jeans cannot wear...can put 3 quarter...

Reveik: Why would they want to wear MU? (Manchester United)
Eric: They are old people...what do they know?

20th of Febuary 2006

Li Ying: Ya, ya, Keen Chee and Chu Chian make a good...
Yee Cheng: Keen Chee already got...
Chu Chian: It’s just a joke.

Ian’s PEKA all wet because he put it on the gelombang thing.
Ian: I thought it was glass...

Leely: Where did I put it? @#$)*&
Arvindra: In the toilet bowl la

Puan Ting: You don’t need to pass up tomorrow...pass up...
Arvindra: Today.

Arvindra: Why the scuba diver fall backwards? Because if he fall in front, he fall back in the boat.

Puan Yip: Now is agama ar?
Class: Yes!
Puan Yip: So, I cannot teach lar?
Class: YES!

Puan Kwang: Pulau apa ar?
Pei Qing: How we know what pulau she go to?

Eric refering to Arvindra: Radio 24 hours a day whether you want it or not.

Thanks for reading...please continue to tune into this blog for part 3 =)

Funny Book part 1

2008-01-25T09:51:00.000-08:00

Introducing.....*drums rolling* *guitars jamming* *cymbals crashing* *cats meowing*....

Funny Book Part One~~~!!!!

First and foremost, I would like to thank Kristal for recording all the funny conversations that had occured in the year 2006. I would like to thank Li Ann for passing me the book and last but not least, I would like to thank all those who has taken some time to read this.

Before that, I would like to take this time to apologize to Li Ann. I know that you have taken so much effort to pass the book to me but......you will still have to forgive me for posting all your parts down here right? Oh well, I don’t hear anything from you now, so i presume that you have already forgiven me. XD THANKS!

16th of January 2006

Yong Xiang: Arvin, can you shut up?
Arvindra: Yong Xiang selalu kecil

Reveik: Four hours of sleep?! You’ll get old very fast.

17th of January 2006

Miss Anne: Are you ready to greet your teacher a not? I want to see the smart look...
Arvindra: ...like superman like that
(and kris drew a pair of spectacles beside this)

Puan Grace: Who’s that singing? You have the habit of singing in class...why?
Arvindra: Relieve stress

Michele: I like the name Zoe...I reckon so.
Azlan: What the hell is ReckonZoe?

18th of January 2006

Kristal: Where is your bikar?
Eric: Good point.

20th of January 2006

Puan Ting: I thought Yuen Herng very sleepy, blur blur wan.
Puan Vasanthi: Yuen Herng, the Pearl, ok? Not newspaper.

23th of January 2006

Michele: Sin Kuan, did you print?
Sin Kuan: Print already but I forgot to bring.
Yuen Herng: Mou jao mou la (cantonese)

24th of January 2006

Yuen Herng: People taking chemisty already ar...It’s time for us
to focus!

Chu Chian: Eh, look...waterproof ar my skrit.

Puan Grace: Just study.
Arvindra: That is not the right word.

Yee Cheng: Reveik, are you sure you didn’t pluck your eyebrows?

Puan Yip: Eh, (Li Ying) you always look like that wan ar?
Michele: She looks happy.
Puan Yip: Last year she looks sad wan ar?

Puan Yip: What are you discussing there? Are you doing the exercise?
Unknown fella: Yes!
Puan Yip: I haven’t told you what to do yet.

Michele: Bye Hun Fai...Where are you going?
Hun Fai: KRS...NO~~ WUSHU WUSHU WUSHU!

Michele: ...when she says patience is a virtue...
Li Ann: What?! Egypt got birdflu?
(and this same conversation took place again....read on to find out more)

25th of January 2006

Arvindra: Is it better to sleep first then study or to study first then sleep and then wake up and study again...we have three periods free...

Puan Ting: Anas, 1-24 = -24 ? I one eye also can see the mistake.

26th of January 2006

Miss Anne: Sit down and concentrate...willowy cloud floating...

Miss Anne: Get your faces out of the back door!
Arvindra: Or you’ll lose your faces!

Eric: The new year fever is getting up

Benjamin Ch’ing: But the question is so tough, teacher...like the beef, if it’s not cooked, the meat will be tough.

celine's will in form 2

2008-01-01T08:28:00.000-08:00

Celine's will in Form 2

The front and back page...

There the signature!

So, this is Celine's will she made in Form 2 and I was to carry it out if she ever died in that year or something like that. Hehe. I was spring cleaning these few days and I found a wonderful item as shown in the 3 pictures above. Well, I shall not say any further. Lets begin!

This is exactly what it was written:

1. Fiona Teo (pants) and Ken Sen (skirt or was it shirt? and specs) - blue

2. Get Eu Jinn in black with red roses and Shern (curly), Abby (straight) and Ee Jin (curly). All these girls should come in white and gain weight.

3. Li Ann and mum with whatever she wants to wear.

4. Kristal and older brother each dress like a witch and monkey

5. Lik Xiang and Poh Lynn get married at my grave with three kids. Joseph bringing bed. Tze Kwang bringing mengkuang. Isaac and Jia Ping bring Michele with an egg.

6. Puan Shanti not to scold too much.

7. Lye Yee marry Jordan...no fuss

8. Ang Yee, Michele Ng and Chu Chian prepare food - oysters and crab. Feed her first then only I eat. (wenli: who is the her? O.o)

9. Manimogan run around the grave from January till August

10. Eu Jin employ Puan Harminda to dance for the grave

11. Yee En must tape Chun Tat's mouth. Chun Tat must not fight with her during the ceremony.

12. Yee En play organ and sing superman song

13. Amelia order pizza and give a speach before we go away

14. Ian dance the Hawaian dance - wear Hawaian clothe and bring the gave to Hawai

15. Mum, Dad and sis come talk cantonise

16. Kah Yip to lay an egg

17. Jia Min, Zhi Ling, Khar En and Pei Qing - Choir

18. Bradley make western good no poison water and ________ alcoholic drink. (wenli: i cannot read what i wrote)

19. Xin Hui, Liu Qing, Yee En, Jeremy, Chun Tat, Ju Beng (in Pooh costume) all join marching

20. John introduce a girl

21. Chun Tat sell chun tarts and hearts (wenli: hUH? O.o)

22. Eric - tell him that she apologise for being blur

23. Sau Wuan apologise

24. Fei Xiang marry Leely with Xiang Mun and Sue Zan as daughters.

25. Siew Choo make me up - don't make me look dead

26. coffin = michele's job

27. Take note that people who complain has to answer me at night.

28. Pay 10 $ to Fiona Wan. No one is exeptional including Michele Kuah. Excluding couples. The money goes to Ian for taking me to hawai.

29. Lastly, I want to thank everyone for joining the party.

There it goes. Sorry celine for not asking if i am allowed to publish this. But then again, it sounds interesting that is why it is up here. Btw, Li Ann wrote soemthing below celine's signature "I like 'whatever'!!!" If it offended anyone, please forgive us both because as far as I remember, we were in a frantic moment in Puan Shanti's class. You guys understand...right? O.o thanks.

dressing up as famous people

2007-12-21T22:08:00.000-08:00

~dressing up as famous people~

Yesterday, we had a youth christmas dinner organized by the youths of course. We started decorating the place on Thursday and earlier in the day on Friday. Those going for the dinner had to dress up as someone famous if not, they will have a "perasaan" tag on them. I would like to thank those who helped me crack their heads to think. Funny thoughts you guys have XD. Well, should have thought of dressing up as Misa (wear black skirt, white blouse, red tie and stripped socks - so easy!). Anyway...I went there and let them guess. So, I became Tinkerbell =.=" better than something else though.

It was something like that but I wore pants instead.

Jye Sze as a pirate with sunglasses which was actually for me just in case I decided to become Paris Hilton. Me and Paris Hilton? I have no comments.

Jye Yuen as a sailor or the fella that eats spinach. Jye Sze posing again.

Jye Sze posing again again.

Aunty Jennifer as Inspector Crusor (I don't know the proper spelling of that person but he comes with pink panter who was Aunty Statcey)

Alysha as a witch and Jeanette as someone that both of us wanted to be - Lala person (eh very famous right? O.o haha)

Sue Yin as a Big Bad Wolf from Red Ridding Hood. I thought she was a mouse at first though...Jye Yuen again.

Wen An as the girl in Hunchback of Notre Dame whose name is La Esmeralda.

The carollers singing.

Yew Leung as Jack the Ripper...sorry for the blur shot. Porbably due to sudden realisation of battery lowness.

They won Mr and Miss Personage. They are each protraying Michelle Yeoh and "Snake in the Box". I love his outfit. It was just a box and he hides in it.

Felt disappointed because my camera battery low. T.T But overall, it was fun seeing people dress up as various famous people.

A "shopping" outing...haha

2007-12-18T06:03:00.000-08:00

A "shopping" outing...haha

Li Ann being the story teller

Pei Qing first attempt in avoiding the camera gurl.

Pei Qing's second attempt...

Our "shopping" outing was a failure because, Ju Beng decided to window shop and I could not get any suitable belt and sketchbook.

Pei Qing's one was short, sweet and simple : There was this guy who was kau-ing me. So I kicked his you-know-where and he died.

Li Ann talked about her love life and this was how it went: They went for a picnic under the coconut tree. Then the coconut fell and the guy pushed her away. The coconut hit him and he died.

Ju Beng says that playing maple is a waste of time and it is lame. He played it until he reached level 70 and realized that it is such a waste of time.

As for Kristal...

Ju Beng: How's the people in Australia?

Kristal: By plane?

Hahahahaha...

anime convention in berjaya time square

2007-12-18T05:30:00.000-08:00

The Anime Convention in Berjaya Time Square

It was so crowded there and this is proof.

There were many anime fans dressed up in their favourite characters.

Kristal bought a picture from her for RM7.

Karie's friend...

Karie herself..so cute~~~! XD

Was Adam there to cosplay too? O.o Wahaha...
Kidchan drawing using Photoshop and HP computer. This is the process.

This is the end result! =)

10 December outing

2007-12-18T05:11:00.000-08:00

10 December outing...The deco in OU

All of us taken by Fiona Wan
Nose shop =) I like! <3

class flashback

2007-12-09T06:24:00.000-08:00

~class flashback

I managed to get this back from...what is that teacher's name again? The one who caused me to stand cuz my shoes are black? I mean what the ahem wei?! !*&*#@ I was suppose to sit for the photograph session. HELLO~~~~ I work my brains off with some other friends of mine to decorate the class even when I was not the head of class deco. I was not, right? O.o *sesat* My shoes where got black?! It is old la that is why it is grey NOT black.

Ok ok...I know it was last year and I am still not over this. Wahahaha. I guess standing was fun too.........zzzzz......... o.O" Back to the main point of this post - Here is something to jog some of our memories. (I finally got pictures of it...whee~!)

Behold...the original piece..

...5 Angsana...

...2006...

...a part of the names...

...and the whole thing!

By the way... I hope that this is big enough.

what a tag :P

2007-12-07T09:47:00.000-08:00

What a tag :P

My friend, Luc, had been thinking what if he had a lover and wonders how he would spend his day with her. After listing 20 things, which he considered pretty long, he had two requests: 1) he hopes that anyone who reads it will write about how they would like to spend theirs 2) he tagged three people and I am proud to be one of them cuz I am free to tag! Oh and he added, “SO YOU GUYS MUST DO!” Please, I am not a guy. =.=”

Alright then, let’s move on with the tag thingy thing.

1) First and foremost, I have no idea. What do you expect from an inexperienced person like me?

2) Maybe eat popcorns - although I did hate it for 2 days… and watch movie or anything like Happy Tree Friends minus horror movies.

3) Whack him all day because I am seriously idealess about what else I can do. I know…poor guy. But then again, if he forgets to do something for your birthday or bring something, he deserves it – doesn’t he? Unless he has a valid reason then that is another story.

4) Play duet on piano cuz duet is fun right? :) That is if my sight reading is good then can play straight away~

5) Plan an escape from home? Adventure~! Run to Japan~~~ Whee~~~~!!!!!

6) Play pranks on people whether they like it or not especially on Kevin cuz he won’t take revenge. Wakakakaka XD

7) Make him ask me lots of questions cuz I love answering and I am quite fad up with asking people. I guess I ran out of questions especially “why” :D

8) I want to go cycling!

9) See rainbow and stars cuz I love them? They are nice, ain’t they?

10) Drink hot chocolate and coffee on a cold day – No tea with milk

11) Plucking people’s eyelashes to bottle them up for Celine. Steal as many santa hats for Dana. Helping people to attain the results they want by bribing the exam markers. Hire a cupid for those who wants plenty of boyfriends and find love. Find a human + dolphin soul for Karie’s dolphin-phin. Introducing safe Alongs for those who wants more money. Looking or inventing a time machine for Paulynn who wants to go back in time. Inform Peggy that her boyfriend is expecting something spectacular from her. Send a beautician for Xiao Jia since she is not satisfied with her skin. Get a wishing well for Tshek Zen so that he can practice wishing until one day he will admit that he has a wish. Fly Fiona Teo to Disneyland in Japan. Search for Aladdin’s lamp for Kristal to make her three wishes. Examine Fiona Wan and try to understand her so that we can help her understand herself. Can’t help Kevin with world peace. Last but not least, help people grant their wishes during Christmas.

I guess that is pretty much it. XD

If you have one wish for christmas, what would it be?

2007-12-07T09:33:00.000-08:00

If you have one wish for chirstmas, what would it be?

fiona wan: i would wish to understand myself

harprith: for this year, i wish to pass my statistics and marketing subject.

pei qing: i wish i will do well in econs

sue zan: boyfsssssssssss....no la good grades and happiness for friends and family

kevin wong kin soon aka kevinar: world peace

li ann: i wanna be rich, i wanna have nice clothes, i wanna have higher than 7.54 for my GPA, i want to wear contacts( which my mum dont let), i want my pimples to be gone, i want a handsome, rich and smart bf...
me: *repeat question emphasizing the word ONE wish* :)
li ann: i want wisdom. Wisdom = wishes fulfilled.

yee mun: get together with the guy i love

luc: i want to be in love with her....and she's in love with me too of course

karie: i want my dolphin-phin to talk to me >w<

xin yi: i wish i could shake legs but still earn money

mun wei: wish? tak pernah fikir pun...
me: *swt*
mun wei: i'll wake up and be a billionaire maybe? what about you? ohh, maybe i'd wish for you to be less weird.
me: ...

celine: wish i had a bottle of eyelashes
(info: eyelashes that drops out of your eyelids has the ability to make a wish come true)

jacky: maybe i would like TO LOVE SOMEONE~

dana: santa hat!

paulynn: i wanna go back to my childhood times? where i dont need to worry about school at all..

sam: hope that I can finally meet "her" and watch snow together (maybe next year in Japan, or somewhere else)

eng huat: this year. to get something amazing frm peggy n spend a wonderful xmas with her!

xiao jia: I want my skin to be perfectly flawlessly pretty for the rest of my life.

tshek zen: no wish...why? i'm not a christian.

fiona teo: ermmmmmmm...i know...i wish to be in a disneyland parade..hahaha..inspired from watching enchanted.

kristal: how bout i wish for 3 wishes...thats what they sang in high school musical hahaha

And as for me, I wish I had more chocolate drinks at home:D

Some animation

2007-12-03T02:31:00.000-08:00

Some animation

Amazing Art - Free videos are just a click away

Stickman How We Met - For more funny videos, click here

enjoy :)

tests that i took when i was bored...

2007-11-25T07:11:00.000-08:00

tests that i took when i was bored...

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

Thanks to some people out there who thinks i am weird...wahaha

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven carolers a-caroling
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies knitting
Eight goats a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup
Four calling booty calls
Three French berets
Two stale fruit cakes
And a monkey in a cherry tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

This reminds me of the time when kristal, li ann (was pei qing involved?) and me tried to sing. We occasionally asked adam to help us with the lyrics. hahaha...

You Are a Snowman

Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know!

What Christmas Ornament Are You?

I love drawing snowmans at one point...but being a snowman ornament? I am having second thoughts about this.

You Are An Intro-Extrovert!

Sometimes you're social - sometimes you're shy
You've got a bit of an Introvert / Extrovert split going on
You enjoy all sorts of situations. Parties, small groups, and alone time.
Too much of one, and you'll long for the other. You need variety!
Chances are, you've got both serious and fun friends - and they don't get along.

Are You An Extroverted or Introverted Girl?

Oh...i so dint know that...

Your Mind is 86% Cluttered

Your mind is incredibly cluttered. You have so much going on in there, it's hard to think straight.
Consider talking to a therapist. It's a good idea to sort through your thoughts, if only to see which ones are worth hanging on to.

How Cluttered is Your Mind?

Looking forward to see a therapist...wahahahaha...and yea, i do think a lot.

Your Observation Skills Get A B

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!

How Observant Are You?

Yeap...like a major make over for a person, i would be distracted...wahahahaha..actually small things too...sometimes.

There's a Chance You Could Be Violent

Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions.
Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act.
Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.

Could You Be Violent?

Sob! A chance i could be violent? I want to be VIOLENT! Suddenly happy tree friends appears in my head...hmm...

Your Japanese Name Is...

Yoshe Daigo

What's your Japanese Name?

Oh..i have no comments for this one.

You Should Be a Joke Writer

You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation.
Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...
You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material.
You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer.

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Can i see a show of hands of those who agrees with this? Joke writer...they cant be serious, can they?

You are Barefoot!

You're a total free spirit, go with the flow girl
You can't be restricted by shoes for very long
And unsuprisingly, the same goes for men
Your match is out there - and he's as carefree as you are

What Kind Of Women's Shoe Are You?

Oh...i feel so let down..at least say that i am high heels shoe la! I so love them.

things i want...

2007-11-22T09:42:00.000-08:00

Things I want...

I want to play monopoly while eating a sandwich from Subway.

I want to watch a movie with white and red stripes on my popcorn box. Not forgetting with a remote control for me to replay nice scenes, forward some parts and pausing it when I need to go to the bathroom.

I want to go for a walk in big park in Australia with fountains and colourful flowers because there are so many people there to look at.

I want to pluck wild flowers because I have been deprived of flower plucking.

I want to milk a cow. By doing so, I will also be able to drink fresh milk from the cow.

I want to sit in a hot air balloon and play cloud catching.

I want to see a rainbow while fishing beside a river and having something called Chinese tea beside me. After fishing, I want to stab all the fishes there so I can see blood polluting the river.

I want to go shopping after performing broad daylight robbery to a crazy friend with an even more crazier friend. To celebrate our success, I want to buy the whole Nose shop at whichever shopping mall we go on that day.

I want to grow a tree with $100 USD as its fruits.

I want to peel an apple with a small knife and cut it.

I want to carve a pumpkin for Halloween, eat turkey with cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving and go Ikea for Christmas shopping. I like the fresh Christmas tree smell…

I want my boyfriend to be a vampire...wahahahaha

I want to hang prisms in a room with large glass windows, so that the whole room will be filled with rainbows.

I want to buy a lamp stand so that I can put a couch beside it and drink hot chocolate on a rainy day.

I want to play with make up on other people’s faces. If make ups aren’t available at that point in time, paint would also be a good substitute.

I want to knit a scarf for anyone who wants it.

I want to cycle to anywhere I want to, ride a motorbike once I am bored of cycling (like I will ever get bored of cycling) and drive a car like a mad person on the road.

I want to play on a grand piano with a scented candle nearby on a rainy day. I don’t want people listening or if it can’t be helped, I don’t want to know that they are.

I want to mould figurines according to real people and display it in a glass casing.

I want to fix jig saw puzzles as a job and as a hobby. I don’t want them to be imprisoned into a frame.

I want to shift house! So fun! T.T Oh and I would like to have a condominium as well. In my new house, I want a glass basin, a nicely framed mirror, a bathtub, a small glass room for shower, pictures in the bathroom…basically a nice bathroom…and I want staircase in the house!

I want to play pranks on people everyday with the crazier friend who featured in the daylight robbery part.

I want to attend a close friend’s wedding! I want to be either the bridesmaid or the person who makes up for the bride or the receptionist or…the best man in girl version! Wahahaha…

I want to learn a couple of magic tricks like pulling a rabbit from a lion’s mouth or cutting a person into two in real life; minus the box covering the person up.

I want to see the whole sky filled with stars at night while lying down on the ground and try to figure out pictures that can be formed after connecting the dots.

I want to go to Japan and wear a kimono.

I want to go to Paris to visit the arty structures and museums and eat pasta! I want to learn French. I want to see Eiffel Tower.

I want to play Rubik’s cube anywhere I go.

I want to go Las Vegas so I can visit the casinos there and drink coffee.

I want to design tattoos, greeting cards, etc. can’t think of anything at the moment.

I want to sit on an airplane alone at least once. I love traveling with friends.

I want to wear heels, the really high ones and be able to go shopping the whole week in it without having any aches.

I guess this is all for today’s random thoughts session.

man vs woman

2007-11-08T00:26:00.000-08:00

~Man vs Woman

Olympics

2007-11-08T00:24:00.000-08:00

~Olympics

Europe vs Italy

2007-11-08T00:17:00.000-08:00

~ Europe vs Italy

Yes and No

2007-11-08T00:04:00.000-08:00

~Yes and No on the Road

It is funny and the dog died cute XD.

pictures during prom

2007-11-03T02:43:00.000-07:00

~pictures during prom~

This is Prince Hotel before the guests arrived...

...the way they display the dinning sets...

...our table number 21 and karie's defination of nice shot - i like it too cuz there are roses there :)

...a handout that i did not take...

...the lightings look like that...

...the menu...

...chinese tea is the last dish for the whole course >.<"

...the first dish with candle in cup; i only ate the spiring roll as karie and i headed to the ladies after that :)

...and the princess looked into the prince's eyes, waiting for him to say...wait a minute, what would masvynn say to yee teng?

...kevin and his yvonne, the girl whom he always messages like there was no tomorrow - now you see them holding hands....

...then you see them looking at something...(karie is a good paparazzi)

...the next thing u know it, they are doing something fishy; see, they are facing their backs at us

...me...

...my date and i XD

...for fio wan's sake ;) this is how my whole dress looked like...and this is the second time in the ladies...

...being Karie's model...

...yee teng and i...

...anti-clockwise: peggy, stephanie, henry lim and me...

...from left: yee teng, peggy, karie, me and stephanie...

...kevin, yvonne, karie and me...

...karie, vivian ( i love her dress...so NICE!), su szen and me...

Prom

2007-11-03T02:15:00.000-07:00

~ prom~

Prom. The awaited event of the year. Only for some people. Please exclude me for I hate the hustle and bustle during preparations. I hate making shop keepers happy because they gain more money and I lose it to them. I buy so much of their things and yet, they dare give me a spoilt good! My golden bag from Subway had zip crisis at the very last minute which forces me to use another bag.

Looking on the brighter side, at least this bag was bigger than the chosen bag for prom.

After weeks of shopping, discussing certain aspects with Karie and Yee Teng, the day finally arrived. Yesterday was the most purposeless day in the world because I spent the whole day grooming and preparing myself for an event. I do not spend the whole day doing something unbeneficial such as making myself look "nice" and "presentable".

All my efforts put into this is just to waste 5 hours of my life with unprofessional make up, an expensive dress, shaved legs, nicely done hair, heavy gold earrings, so-wrong-bag, shoes which only fitted my left feet properly (I had to stuff cotton wool into the right shoe), and last but not least wearing glasses occasionally just in case I do not bang into someone, which of course, I shall proudly admit, I DID. Poor waiter.

For the first time in my life I did the following yesterday:

1) Attended prom
2) Did my own make up
3) Went to the hairdresser to get my hair done
4) Met some people I know in a hairdresser (Sue Zan, Gillian and Michelle)
5) See Karie wear a dress
6) Talked to Belle’s mum which I totally enjoyed for she was talking in Cantonese to me and I was replying back in English most of the time
7) See Belle’s house and dad
8) See Kevin’s girlfriend, Yvonne
9) See my lecturers dancing
10) See Jie Yao strumming the guitar
11) I did not bring a camera for an ‘important’ event
12) Been to Prince Hotel
13) See Pavillion
14) See people wearing dresses and tux and curl hair and make up and glassless and with a partner
15) See and smell people smoking in a hotel!
16) I think that is about it

Overall, I think I will have to say that this is a new experience for me – something different than my ordinary schedule. Thanks Fiona Wan for accompanying me with messages and sorry that I could not reply due to the shortage of energy in my phone battery.

Pictures will be uploaded later cuz the blog people seem to be having some errors. WHY LA AT THIS TIME WHEN I AM SO FREE TO UPLOAD PICS?!

happy birthday

2007-10-24T21:35:00.000-07:00

shepherd sticks

2007-10-06T05:17:00.000-07:00

~shepherd sticks~

Upon request, I am going to post something about this:

Yea. So what in the world is this? Well, it all began when Henry Chua passed me this plastic bag on a Thursday, just before his statistics class. “It’s from Fiona” he said and went straight back to class. Outside, Dana and I were sitting, looking at the plastic bag. I still remember that at that moment I was in a very solemn mode and she was asking if I was alright.

With this plastic bag containing something as the highlight of our new topic, I decided to open it. I slowly peeled open the tape and TA-DA. I took out the metal shepherd stick and both of us examined it. It was then when Dana said that it is probably for the hair. (You put your hair into a bun and shove the stick through it) I doubted that because I had already snipped my hair off and why would Fiona want to give me that when she knows that I have no long hair.

The next day, I received a letter from World Vision and assuming that it could be a letter opener, I slide it through the envelope. It served perfectly well.

After a few days later, Karie was bored in economics class. So, I gave her something to do – play with the metal stick. We thought of several uses for the stick. It can be a self defense weapon (I can stab strangers that disturbs me) and it can be a weapon of mass destruction! (We can use it to scratch people’s car) At some point of time, Karie calls it magic wand and shepherd stick.

Finally, I met Fiona online and she said that it was a bookmark. I was like… *speechless* *smiling* *laughing*

Fin.

Please take note that the order of events might not be in the correct order but it was basically like that.

I would like to thank:

-Fiona Teo for the multipurpose and beautiful piece of metal

-Fiona Wan for requesting this (she thinks that it is the umbrella’s handle)

-Henry Chua for passing the present

-Dana for being the first one to contribute her idea and for accompanying me

-Karie for being the second person to contribute her idea, receiving the one I bought for her and for blogging about it

-Kevin for receiving the present as well and taking the picture

-Those who were involved but I cannot remember now

-Those who read this :) <3

fun facts

2007-10-06T04:09:00.000-07:00

~Fun Facts~

Here are some fun facts about chocolates. I forgot what the link was...but just read it as it is k.

The #1 food craved by women across North America. And it’s second only to pizza among men.

Pairing wine with chocolate: Pair lighter chocolates with lighter wines; darker chocolates with full-bodied wines. Go from light to dark in your tasting session, starting with milk or lower percentage cacao chocolates and their corresponding wines.

Pairings for Dark, Bittersweet and Semisweet chocolate:
-Zinfandel
-Syrah
-Tawny Port
-Armagnac
-Cognac

Pairings for Milk Chocolate:
-Merlot
-Riesling
-Sauvignon Blanc
-Dessert wines

Pairing chocolate with fruit is a natural. Some experts prefer chocolate and beer combinations to chocolate and wine. In Europe, bread and chocolate are common companions. Chocolate and coffee are meant to be together, while chocolate and tea is an unlikely match that some experts swear by.

One study reported that 91% of chocolate-cravings associated with the menstrual cycle occurred between ovulation and the start of menstruation.

Cravings are usually most intense in the late afternoon and early evening.

Chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 second shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock's movie, "Psycho" which actually took 7 days to shoot!

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket!

Chocolate has more than 500 flavour components, more than twice the amount found in strawberry and vanilla!

You would have to eat more than a dozen Hershey Bars to get the amount of caffeine in one cup of coffee.

A favorite dish of the Aztecs was roast turkey with chocolate gravy.

The best selling candy bar in the U.S. is Snickers.

Chocolate manufacturers currently use 40 percent of the world's almonds and 20 percent of the world's peanuts.

White chocolate contains no caffeine

Half of Americans choose what chocolate they eat by the shape of the piece.

On his fourth voyage to the New World, in 1502, Christopher Columbus was the first European to taste chocolate.

In soda fountain slang, a "bucket of mud" is a bowl of chocolate ice cream

In a recent survey, 70 percent of female respondents said they would rather have chocolate than sex.

Chocolate first appeared on film when Jean Harlow ate candy in the 1933 comedy Dinner at Eight.

It takes 400 cacao beans to make one pound of chocolate.

Chocolate was once considered a temptation of the devil.

Vanilla is used to make chocolate.

According to a survey of sex shop owners, chocolate is the least popular flavor of edible underwear.

Consumers spend more than $7 billion a year on chocolate.

Chocolate can be lethal to dogs.

Napoleon carried chocolate with him on his military campaigns, and always ate it when he needed quick energy.

Chocolate in a blue wrapper won't sell in Shanghai or Hong Kong because the Chinese associate blue with death.

chocolate vs. sex

2007-10-02T04:12:00.000-07:00

~chocolate vs. sex~

Why is chocolate better than sex?

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Special thanks goes to Maddy for this joke
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/readfiles/chocsex.htm

just believes

2007-09-27T06:02:00.000-07:00

~just believes~
As I was looking at some articles concerning chocolates, the thought of Valentines Day came to my mind. I was thinking about how it all started even though February is long gone and forgotten. Due to fact that it is the autumn season and lovers get together kind of thing, I guess that is a valid reason why i thought of this. Well, for those who know the history of it, good for you and for those who knows only chocolates and roses on that particular day may google it. For now, I am just interested in collecting facts related to Valentines Day that some of us may know and may not know.

In Wales wooden love spoons were carved and given as gifts. Hearts, keys and keyholes were favourite decorations on the spoons. The decoration meant, "You unlock my heart!" (I wonder why wooden spoons ‘cuz I had always had the impression that mothers uses wooden spoons to whack their kids when they misbehave.)

In the Middle Ages, young men and women drew names from a bowl to see who their valentines would be. They would place these names on their sleeves for a week. It is said, to wear your heart on your sleeve means that it is easy for other people to know how you are feeling. (Shouldn’t it be placed on your chest, closer to your heart?)

In some countries, a young woman may receive a gift of clothing from a young man. If she keeps it, it means she will marry him. (If she keeps it and her mum throws it away?)

Some people used to believe that if a woman saw a robin flying overhead on Valentine's Day, it meant she would marry a sailor. If she saw a sparrow, she would marry a poor man and be very happy. If she saw a goldfinch, she would marry a millionaire. (Ah, interesting…but atlas, it does not apply here in Malaysia)

A love seat is a wide chair which was first made to seat one woman along with her wide dress. Later, the love seat or courting seat had two sections, often in an S-shape. In this way, a couple could sit together -- but not too closely! <---- No wonder not many people use it nowadays.

Think of five or six names of boys or girls you might marry. As you twist the stem of an apple, recite the names until the stem comes off. You will marry the person whose name you were saying when the stem fell off. (FIVE OR SIX NAMES?! Isn’t that too much or is it just me?)

Pick a dandelion that has gone to seed. Then, take a deep breath and blow the seeds into the wind. Count the seeds that remain on the stem and that represents the number of children you will have. (And I wonder, what has children got to do with Valentines Day?)

If you cut an apple in half and count how many seeds are inside, you will also know how many children you will have. (Let’s say you cut an apple today and there were 2 seeds in it. Tomorrow, you cut another apple and there are 3 seeds in it…and it goes on and on…WOW~! So many kids.)

This article is from:
http://www.pictureframes.co.uk/pages/saint_valentine.htm

blackout

2007-09-22T03:21:00.000-07:00

~blackout~

There came a time when I wanted a blackout really badly. I loved the silence and the darkness that came with it; the peaceful atmosphere surrounding me enables me to reminisce about everything that had just gone by in a wink of an eye. Blackouts excited me probably it was because there was an excuse to use the candles and go out to A&W to eat waffles. I never really appreciated blackouts as much as now for I was too small to bother and think so much about them until quite recently – maybe around 3 years ago or more. Those were the days I used to wish for a blackout. Yea, indeed, it is really weird. Who wants that right?

Well, my wish came true. It blacked out on Thursday night at around 11 when I was busy doing some last minute studies for Econs. I was so frustrated and mad with it. However, it was not those kind of mad where one bangs the table, overturn computers, throw knives and forks or things like that. It was just irritation, like a mosquito bite which itches a bit and then it stops bothering you after a while. I took my mum’s advice to sleep early and be content that I have one more day to study before my quiz.

As I lay down on my bed, I recalled that I loved blackouts and I had almost forgotten about it. The clock beside me ticked as if counting the seconds just before doomsday and it made me remember that my friend’s mum hated clocks that made ticking sounds. Besides that, there was nothing else that made any noise. It was funny that the silence the particular night contained, kept me busy by making me amused at it and causing me to forget to reminisce like what I had always wanted.

I managed to read or browse through two chapters the next day when the power failed again at around 2 something. My mum called whoever who were responsible for it and two hours later, when she made the second call, they told her that they were now looking into the matter. We were like “WHAT THE~~~~” but of course we did not say it. Who would not feel like swearing and cursing at that very moment? For me, I was so upset as things were getting from bad to worst. It all started with a blackout, then I became sick, after that it was blackout again, and on the second day of blackout I had to attend a party as an uncle bought a new house just in case the blackout occurs again.

Anyway, all in all, I came to my senses that life without electricity is horrible. My quiz was a disaster as I did not do much reading. Probably, blackouts are nicer if it happened on the 31st of December 2000 ‘cuz at that time, I was in church and we had so many people there, equipped with torchlights and other light giving devices. One might say that blackouts when one is free from studies is much more entertaining, but with all the mosquito and the lack of the usual activity such as watching tv, going online and being comfortable with constant wind (fan or air-cond), I would like to enforce my dislike of blackouts… I hate blackouts. I hate Blackouts! I hate BLACKOUTS~~!!! I HATE BLACKOUTS~~!!!!!

to a friend, from a friend

2007-09-16T09:20:00.000-07:00

~to a friend, from a friend~

Just when I thought that the world was out there to get at me, I finally realized that after all the sad episode, happy ones come. Not happy as in the really joyful kind of thing but it was merely peace and freedom, in a way, of course. What i meant was, everything went back to normal as the both of us managed to acknowledge one another and sometimes spare a moment or two just to exchange a word or two about ourselves. Sometimes, I do feel that awkwardness and the feeling of slight dislike from her but in the end, things went pretty fine. She did her thing and I did mine.

Now that she is leaving, I have this tinge of regret, probably, for not being able to know her well and see her like how the others who were touched by her. No doubt she did not leave any positive impact upon me at first, but I feel that I would miss having her around. From the time I knew her till today, I must admit that she has change by leaps and bounds; becoming a better and friendlier person besides being Christ like.

I would confess that if I had met her later in life, for instance about 3 years ago, I would have really liked her and made her one of my role models. However, on the other hand, if it hadn’t been for her, I would not know how brutal life can be at this point of life. The different kinds of people we meet everyday can really teach us about life in a way or two. In times of the distress she caused, I realized that there will be people like her or worst than her. She taught me also that there are some people in this world who are difficult to please no matter what you do or how you do it. Besides, she really did knock some sense into me, resulting in who I am now, better I suppose? All in all, I admire her very much for her effort to change; the choice she took and the will to act upon her desire.

It is amusing to have people who have really hurt you a lot and to see them grow up. A privilege, I daresay this was. Well, all the best to whom this may concern, that is if you have somehow trampled onto my blog by accident. Do enjoy yourself and do continue leaving God’s impact on those you have made acquaintance with. :)

what's with the number 7?

2007-09-04T03:58:00.000-07:00

~What's with the number 7?

7 things to be done before my death…

1. Eat more popcorn
2. Drink more coffee
3. Learn how to make the perfect coffee
4. Make sure that all my friends get to eat popcorn with me at least once in their life
5. Wear a kimono
6. Go touring around the world with all my friends
7. Be happy :) (etc…etc…isn’t 7 too little?)

7 things I will not do even if it kills me…

1. Betraying coffee by starting to like tea with milk
2. Committing suicide
3. Wearing a bikini at the beach
4. Eating one whole bowl of curry mee
5. Swallowing a tablet bigger than 5mm
6. Eating up one whole box of salty popcorn
7. Marrying at the age of 17

7 things I do when I am away from public…

1. Cry a little/cry like mad/and any kinds of crying
2. Gossip and tell secrets to my stuff toys
3. Get grumpy and shout at innocent things
4. Bang the piano like there is no tomorrow
5. Peeling and cutting apples
6. Sing and dance in the toilet
7. Think more than usual

7 favourite sentences/quotes...

1. Unexpected things happen when they are least expected
2. It is a sign of good luck when shoe laces come of
3. Hellos are always accompanied with goodbyes
4. Believing is seeing
5. Miracles happens to those who believe
6. In every moment of sadness, there always lies a space of happiness
7. Each day holds a possibility of a miracle

7 favourite songs of all time

1. Corinne Bailey Rea – Just like a star
2. Lily Allen – Smile
3. Enrique Iglesias – Do you know
4. Elliott Yamin – Wait for you
5. Samsons – Kenangan Terindah
6. Utada Hikaru – First love
7. Lily Allen – Littlest Things

7 things I’ll make you wish you didn’t do if you did…

1. Slap ladies
2. Treating a lady wrongly
3. Eat big, fresh oysters and finding a pearl in it
4. Striping in public with me around
5. Telling me that I am skinny (Don’t need to state the obvious)
6. Criticizing coffee
7. Accusing me of something I did not do

7 tags

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Anyone wants to do, go ahead :)

another one of karie's test

2007-09-04T03:47:00.000-07:00

~Another one of karie's test~

You are the sort of person that needs a peaceful environment. You seek release from stress and freedom from conflicts and disagreements, of which you seem to have had more than your fair share. But you are taking pains to control the situation by proceeding cautiously and you are right in doing so as you are a very sensitive person.

You are experiencing considerable difficulty trying to achieve your goals. As a consequence of this you are becoming more and more irritable. Your friends and acquaintances are finding it increasingly more difficult to appease or to reason with you. You are the cause of your own problems. Don't be so impulsive. It is your vacillation that can lead to problems and uncertainties. Ease up a little.

We are all conditioned by our environment and as such we respond to people's perception of ourselves, but you feel that conditions are not right at this time. You are experiencing certain reservations that are precluding you to develop a particular relationship, business or personal, that is being offered. It is 'make your mind up time' - the decision is all yours, but whatever decision you make, it will be the right one.

You pretend that you are a carefree individual and that nothing really bothers you - that you are so self-sufficient that whatever problems beset you they simply flow off you as water flows off a ducks back. You are experiencing considerable stress, trying to conceal yourself from the rest of the world. In actual fact - deep down, you are not at all happy. You feel lonely and you need someone with whom you can 'Let your hair down' and share your hopes, dreams and high standards. You are imposing unnecessary self restraint on yourself. You would like to demonstrate the unique quality of your character to all and sundry.

Since in the recent past all of your hopes and aspirations have been denied you, you are now convinced that the future will hold nothing but anxiety so therefore 'why bother?' You would love to get away from it all, to escape from the trials and tribulations of this mundane existence and fall into a peaceful and harmonious relationship, which will protect you from the lack of appreciation and give you the chance to start afresh.

http://www.paulgoldin.com/colorgenics.htm

what major is right for me...

2007-08-31T00:31:00.000-07:00

~what major is right for me~

(p/s: karie, this is a very funny quiz)

You scored as French/Spanish/OtherLanguage, You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in a foreign language, especially French or Spanish as they have a greater use in today's world. But other languages could be useful to you as well, such as Chinese, Japanese, German, Italian, or many others. With a major in a foreign language you could teach, or work for a company as a translator or foreign correspondant.

It is possible that the best major for you is your 2nd, 3rd, or even 5th listed category, so be sure to consider ALL majors in your OTHER high scoring categories (below). You may score high in a category you didnt think you would--it is possible that a great major for you is something you once dismissed as not for you. The right major for you will be something 1) you love and enjoy and 2) are really great at it.

Consider adding a minor or double majoring to make yourself standout and to combine your interests. A minor in a foriegn language is useful for ANY major. Also, business or political science are great minors for a foreign language major. Please post your results in your myspace/blog/journal.

French/Spanish/OtherLanguage

88%

Visual&PerformingArts

81%

Psychology/Sociology

81%

Education/Counseling

81%

English/Journalism/Comm

75%

Nursing/AthleticTraining/Health

75%

Religion/Theology

75%

HR/BusinessManagement

50%

Physics/Engineering/Computer

50%

History/Anthropology/LiberalArts

50%

Biology/Chemistry/Geology

44%

PoliticalScience/Philosophy

25%

Mathematics/Statistics

19%

Accounting/Finance/Marketing

19%

WHAT MAJOR IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
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